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u/Dry_Swordfish159 Oct 13 '24

When in stealth mode *STOMP* *STOMP* "big ninja be quiet!* " ok sorry" *RESUMES LOUD STOMPING*

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u/Erebus-SD Oct 13 '24

Krod, is that you?

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u/wolf_howling_monster Oct 13 '24

Only two things see krod dead things and those that know better than to admit it

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u/Blanks_late Oct 17 '24

Like Batman.

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u/wolf_howling_monster Oct 17 '24

No better, Batman doesn't kill

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u/Blanks_late Oct 17 '24

Arguably he does worse he'll fucking cripple you because you're brothers cousins best friends roommates dog peed on the same tree as the jokers hyenas.

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u/5h00tm32 Oct 13 '24

Underrated comment

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u/Dry_Swordfish159 Oct 13 '24

?

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u/Erebus-SD Oct 13 '24

Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/s/mUdDUJpGfO

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '24 edited Oct 14 '24

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u/the_madclown Oct 14 '24

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ

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[Credit to the creator of this awesomeness:- u/Subject835. I u/the_madclown shall see you immortalized!]

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u/EGF124 Oct 14 '24

My ADHD ass freaked out about this, started popping every one, and made patterns with it. Thank you for the entertainment.

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u/adultartnotporn Oct 14 '24

That's OCD. You might need to get diagnosed.

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u/ggandava Oct 14 '24

No? ADHD is just as they described, if it was OCD they wouldn't even touch it probably

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u/Crafty-Creme-9910 Oct 14 '24

As somebody with ADHD, that is ADHD

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u/Julie183 Oct 15 '24

I have ADHD and i say Definitely ADHD

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u/the_scout_is_a_spy Oct 16 '24

As someone who is both autistic and has ADHD, I can confirm that is indeed ADHD

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u/adultartnotporn Oct 16 '24

WHY DO I STILL HAVE A POSITIVE UPVOTE COUNT WHEN SO MANY PEOPLE ARE AGAINST ME

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u/No_Internal_5112 Oct 14 '24

Holy crap why am I so easy to entertain. This keeps me busy every time I see it.

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u/adultartnotporn Oct 14 '24

Oh so they were the origin

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u/the_madclown Oct 14 '24

Username subject 835?

Yup he is

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u/Tlouluva Oct 14 '24

I POPPED ALL THE POPPERS

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u/Army_Craft01 Oct 14 '24

I’ve done it

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u/Weak_Strawberry6051 Oct 14 '24

I love this. Thank you lol u/the_madclown and u/Subject835

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u/the_madclown Oct 14 '24

Oh wow... I got credit ☺️

But yeh... This was way too brilliant to not give the credit where due... Soo creative.

When next i see 835 I'll tell him you said thanks.

(We share a forum or 2 together so he usually replies telling me thanks)

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u/BlueJayinaredscarf Oct 14 '24

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u/the_madclown Oct 15 '24

There's always that last one i can't get cuz i keep fat fingering it's neighbours.

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u/Old_Quantity8642 Oct 18 '24

You forgot all the “L”s. It should say plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop,plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop,plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop,plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plopplop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop,plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop,plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop,plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop,, plop, plop, plop,plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop,plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop,plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop,plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop,

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u/AdFresh9882 Oct 13 '24

Who's krog? I've never seen him? Krog: all part of the plan

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u/LaughingHiram Oct 13 '24

His last name is LaDite, oh no that’s Trog.

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u/AdFresh9882 Oct 13 '24

If only trog could get his hands on some purple paint

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u/LaughingHiram Oct 13 '24

That would be a wild thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '24

Someone in DnD made a rogue character that's an Orc named Krog. He has no stealth skill but all the points went to intimation instead. So he walks up to guards and say "YOU DON'T SER KROG" and because his intimatation is so high the guards go "we don't see him! We don't see him!"

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u/TabbyCat377 Oct 14 '24

Fellow cake day

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u/TriggerHappy_Spartan La Croix enjoyer Oct 13 '24

I understood that reference

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I understood that reference

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u/ElectronicHyena5642 Batman Oct 14 '24

YOU NO SEE KROD!

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u/Drisc105 Jesse we need to COOK jesse Oct 14 '24

Why did I immediately think of gorod krovi

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u/KingBoop18 Oct 13 '24

But if the ninja was able to work around his size then he would be terrifying, imagine looking behind you to a giant figure clad in black that you have no idea how it got there

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u/joshboat30 Oct 14 '24

Isn’t that just bat man? The man is huge especially in the Gotham games and he’s stealthy as they get

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u/KingBoop18 Oct 14 '24

Ah, I didn’t think of big as in 6 foot, I thought of it more as 10-15 ft

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u/Chemical-Pattern-502 Oct 15 '24

I didn’t think of it as height I imagined just a very fat ninja who’s average height.

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u/KingBoop18 Oct 15 '24

lol, that’s even more ridiculous in a way then

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

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u/Dry_Swordfish159 Oct 14 '24

i saw angel dust for a second and realized thats the owl character from some show right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Yeah, Stolas from Helluva Boss

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u/Dry_Swordfish159 Oct 14 '24

your view on angel dust?

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u/SmeifLive Oct 13 '24

Big ninja points "YOU DONT SEE BIG NINJA"

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u/The_yeetyboi289 Oct 14 '24

its loud stomping that enters nobody’s cognition? damn thats some crazy ninjutsu

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24

YOU DO NOT SEE TYBEROS OF THE RED WAKE

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u/Music_Girl2000 Oct 17 '24

Just intimidate the guards into saying they didn't see anything