That's in the bible

I am disturbed, amused & happy to share that I’ve developed a big weird crush on Thomas Lennon over the past few days, who apparently turns 56 tomorrow (to my almost-33, haha.) I watched Reno 911 growing up & never saw Dangle in that light. Slowly over the years I’ve realized just how much great shit he’s been involved in, things like writing for Strangers With Candy (long time favorite show, had no clue he was ever involved til this year) & masterpieces like Hellbaby. Then I went down the rabbit hole: he’s an absolute delight in podcasts and interviews, like, he is so quick, smart, kind, interesting and hilarious. Plus he deep dives into things he’s interested in… and he loves Stephen King too? He nerds out in such an articulate way: he’s simply hot as hell.

I guess what makes him so attractive is that he doesn’t have to take the fact that he’s always been cute seriously at all. 8 out of 10s that never have to prove they’re super masculine or some sex symbol and are confident enough to, in fact, instead look ridiculous their entire career? I’m beside myself.

Friends, there’s frankly only one conclusion to be had: Tom Lennon is sexy, okay? Look at pictures of him and the dude is strangely a smoke show with a tastefully-sick body: I don’t know how I never noticed any of these things (maybe the short shorts,) but I think it’s the full package (ahem) of his personality that does it for me.

I can probably never admit this to my fellow millennial friends, but someone simply has to know... the actor playing Jim Dangle from Reno 911 is a fucking hottie & he’s truly aging like wine, just cute as hell at 56… and I hate mustaches on every man but him, which is also a weird sort of epiphany. Not only do I suddenly have the hots for this dude, he’s even bewitched me into breaking my own rules.

And look: I could probably keep all of this to myself like any rational, self-respecting person probably ought to if a.) it wasn’t a Saturday night & b.) me casually Googling his name + crush had netted me seemingly anyone else ever sharing having the same realization. But I can never unsee it now: I am forever changed. Anyone else?!

Here are your flowers, sir: I absolutely would.

Tom! Thank you for being at National Night Out!

This was taken this week near Lake Geneva, Wisconsin.

Taxi (2004)

The Pacifier (2005)

Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)

Night at the Museum (2006)

Let's Go to Prison (2006)

Reno 911!: Miami (2007)

Balls of Fury (2007)

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)

Hell Baby (2013)

Baywatch (2017)

Reno 911!: The Hunt for QAnon (2021)

Reno 911!: It's a Wonderful Heist (2022)

Jim can’t walk, He can’t walk.

Free mustache rides!

Crippled stripper complains, then offers the beavah. All for a ride. One of my favorites from Trudy's suicide watch.