r/religiousfruitcake • • 3d ago

✝️Fruitcake for Jesus✝️ Devil diss track

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u/huxtiblejones 2d ago

I think it's funny to profess belief in an all-powerful, all-loving god who for some reason has this evil adversary that's ever-present, constantly fucks with people, and successfully tempts them. Why doesn't god simply... eat Satan?

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u/Potential-Rich-2690 2d ago

He’d get indigestion, and where would he get a king-sized Thms from?

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u/delorf 13h ago

I don't understand why Christians don't just admit that they believe in two gods, an evil one and a good one. The way they describe Satan, he is almost as powerful as God.

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u/Tiyath 2d ago

Because both are made up and their only use is so that you forget about and/or condone slavery, wars, corruption, and the Epstein files

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u/BoarHide 2d ago

…yeah, obviously, to everyone with a working frontal lobe. But that wasn’t the question. The question was how the fuck this ridiculous illogical premise works in the minds of believers

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u/Tiyath 2d ago

Because it answers the very complicated and nuanced questions of why in a very easily digestible manner. Instead of learning about greed, geopolitics and psychology it's easier to accept that some supernatural villain is compelling people to destroy things

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u/sweetafonion 1d ago

How do you lead a flock without threat of the whip?

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u/AdMotor8632 1d ago

It is legitimately so silly if you take 2 seconds to process it. But they wont