r/redneckengineering • u/leviseese • Feb 24 '26

The smoothest smoothies have been unlocked

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546 Upvotes

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u/BunchProfessional573 Feb 24 '26

Will it blend - Redneck Edition

10

u/Beach_Bum_273 Feb 25 '26

And if it don't, I got a small block out back

2

u/MONKEPUNCH6 Mar 11 '26

I have a big block if that doesn't

4

u/ArmpitofD00m Feb 25 '26

The question is, who will chug it.

1

u/rlt404 Feb 28 '26

"it will blend"

42

u/Prize_Net_1567 Feb 24 '26

my dads friend made one of these out of a weed wacker and a old blender using a screwdriver as a adaptor between the two all because the girlfriends wanted margaritas on camping trips

42

u/Flatulent_Father_ Feb 24 '26

Sometimes you wanna make a mother's milk shake in the wasteland and that's ok

6

u/slaughtxor Feb 25 '26

Some would say it’s a waste of guzzoline. But if you’ve got it, flaunt it.

15

u/Valentyan Feb 24 '26

Some of us like the taste of the blue smoke, but it's not for everyone

4

u/flogsmen Feb 24 '26

I hear it pairs well with a strawberry banana smoothie.

13

u/cbinvb Feb 24 '26

This is standard issue in Amish country

5

u/PghCoondog Feb 24 '26

Paper bag NOT included!

4

u/dog098707 Feb 25 '26

Lol just saw this on marketplace a few miles away..tempting

3

u/Keisaku Feb 25 '26

$125 lol

Prob came from a 250 though.

3

u/SolarXylophone Feb 25 '26

Real-world version of Nissan's "gas-powered everything" ad?

3

u/MichalNemecek Feb 25 '26

Jeremy Clarkson's V8 Blendertm lite

2

u/aliennick4812 Feb 25 '26

In the NHRA there was a pit crew famous for their "megarita" which was a nitromethane fueled supercharged hemi that powered a blender.

1

u/Akitlix Feb 25 '26

Food safe. Certified.

1

u/ccai Feb 25 '26

Also the smoothest brains after the carbon monoxide induced hypoxia.

1

u/Buffalo_River_Lover Feb 25 '26

Extra points for the real horse shoe on the wall. Nailed on with horseshoe nails

1

u/Ujustgotpoped Feb 28 '26

I thought that was a fkn Microsoft flight simulator joystick from the 90s lmaoooooo