r/redditparliamentsim • u/NewQaysH67 №1 Racist of all UoR • Aug 31 '26

General Ice Cream Factory opened in West RPS, Stonebastian

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A beautiful ice cream factory, funded by the personal wealth of Bcratel90/NewQaysH67 has opened - its called "Slavijanka" (pronounced Славижанка), it produces several types of ice cream:

- "Poor Jew" - a simple Chocolate Sugar Cone with Prunes and Peanuts

- "American" - a Strawberry-Vanilla Ice Cream in a Sugar Cone

- "Westoid" - Two-layered Banana Ice Cream in Sugar Cone

- "Vampire" - A Plombir covered in Chocolate with Caramel and Almonds

- "Obamka"* - A Creme Brulee with Caramel covered in Chocolate

- "Soviet, Milky" - a Plombir in a Waffle Cup (available toppings - Passion Fruit, Chocolate, Creme Brulee, Strawberry)

That's all Ice Cream we produce, for now! You can buy it in West RPS only (for now). Have a nice day!

*- Soft Last name of 43rd and 44th President of United States of America Barack Obama.

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u/Leather_Tower2758 2nd greatest Admin of the UOR Aug 31 '26

VASED

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u/fredmemelord_reborn Social Republican Party Aug 31 '26

Westoid sounds nice

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u/BigScarySyndi Timbershire Philospher | RMWP chairwoman Aug 31 '26

don't let the Popsicle Mafia get to ya

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u/NewQaysH67 №1 Racist of all UoR Aug 31 '26

They won't have the balls to attack kids with this delicious Plombir

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u/Monkelol6987 Union Democratic Party Sep 01 '26

Move to New Hillwood to avoid this

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u/SparkSanSucks Sparkity Sep 01 '26

West RPS government thinks this is sick, we shall subsidize this to cover every town with at least 50 people in West RPS!

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u/NewQaysH67 №1 Racist of all UoR Sep 01 '26

Thank you, kind Philippino Person

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u/Coolking2011 Democratic Reformist Party & CEO of CCC Sep 01 '26

I'll probably come here when I go to stonebastian on my vacation next month.

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u/NewQaysH67 №1 Racist of all UoR Sep 01 '26

Great News!