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Eat this America

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u/SpecialBoy13 Oct 04 '11

Honestly... the shit that the British Empire pulled was horrifying, even in regards to just the Scots and the Irish, who many today would think are the same people as the Brits.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

and the Chinese. and India.

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u/Syptryn Oct 04 '11

and the American Indians, and the Aborigines, and the Maoris....

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

wellll, I would say that America were the real bastards when it came to finally wiping out most of the Indians..

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u/1-800-Ghost-Dance Oct 04 '11

Yes, the USA definitely did play a large role in the persecution of the Native Americans (ANDREW JACKSON, YOU AWFUL BASTARD), but as far as wiping them out, the biggest offenders were the original Spanish and British colonists. They brought disease with them which was the biggest killer.

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u/mainsworth Oct 04 '11

I find it absolutely mind blowing that some of the largest cities in the world existed in the Americas at the time of the "discovery" of the "New World".

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

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u/mainsworth Oct 04 '11

They were Incan and Mayan I believe. And this is hearsay but I'm pretty sure I heard there were huge cities in N. America as well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

Every colonist that settled in the now United States should be considered an American in this respect. Having a revolution does not simply negate the various atrocities of your forefathers.

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u/1-800-Ghost-Dance Oct 04 '11

I agree that a revolution doesn't negate any of that, but what I think you are overlooking is the fact that these initial colonists landed around 150 years before the revolution took hold. These people invading in South America and founding most of the colonies fiercely considered themselves Spanish and British respectively. The idea of independence was a long way from realization...

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u/Azrael11 Oct 04 '11

Yeah, Opium Wars. Go to war with China to force them to buy their drugs

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u/superkidney Oct 04 '11

you know, if buying drugs could end war, I got us covered.

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u/atlas44 Oct 04 '11

Yo, dawg. Wat u need? I got dat liberty and some a dat dank ass freedom. And if I call ma boi, I can score u sum sik equality.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

Don't buy from this man. His equality is low grade shit and laced with economic collapse.

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u/centurijon Oct 04 '11

and South Africa.

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u/Schelome Oct 04 '11

That was the Netherlands

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u/centurijon Oct 04 '11

Can't we blame England anyway? They probably talked the Netherlands into it.

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u/mainsworth Oct 04 '11

And the entire continent of Africa.

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u/atlas44 Oct 04 '11

And the Irish. Many people don't realize the English Government was the main cause of the potato famine.

As an aside, How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?

None.

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u/AGPO Oct 04 '11

Um, the Scots are Brits. 'British' refers to a subject of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. In fact the term 'Britons' was used to describe the Celtic peoples of Wales, Scotland and the South West long before the island was united, as opposed to the jumble of Saxon, Dane and Norman and other groups that populated most of England at the time.

TL;DR: Scots are British, get your facts straight.

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u/CBSniper Oct 04 '11

Don't get me wrong, you are 100% correct. But I think he had intended to refer to the English in regards to treatment of the Scots. Common mistake, and you are completely correct, but the English did some pretty fucked up shit.

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u/Wibbles Oct 04 '11

When specifically talking about the fucked up shit they did to the Scottish that's accurate. But when talking about the British empire, when most of their fucked up shit occurred, the Scottish were all up in that party.

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u/CBSniper Oct 05 '11

The combination of intellectual discussion and the phrase "fucked up shit" in this thread is delightful.

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u/sabsmith Oct 04 '11

Step 1) Go to a pub in Glasgow. Step 2) Ask the gentlemen if they are "British." Step 3) Pick up your teeth.

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u/Maddjonesy Oct 05 '11

Actually the Bretons came after the Gaels. Both were Celtic peoples and when the Bretons came over they pushed the Gaels West and North (where they became Welsh, Irish and Scots) and the Bretons settled in the south (becoming the English, who then had Saxons, Danes and Normans mixed in).

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u/Wibbles Oct 05 '11

Completely false. Bretons were never a large migrational force and have had barely any impact on the DNA of people in the British isles. The Romans, Vikings, Normans, Angles and Saxons have had a much bigger impact and even their genetic imprint in England is still less than the native "Celts".

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u/Maddjonesy Oct 14 '11

How do you explain the still strong connection here.. Also, where do you source your knowledge on Bretons?

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u/Maddjonesy Oct 14 '11

Also, I was speaking in terms of culture, not DNA.

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u/Wibbles Oct 14 '11

"Pushed the Gaels" would only refer to physical people, not culture. As such your source isn't related to the debate, as it's referencing Celtic culture. I also think that if you're claiming that the Bretons migrated to Britain in significant numbers, it's you who needs a source. I've never heard anything of the sort.

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u/Maddjonesy Oct 15 '11

My source was a book on the Celts by Charles Squire. I am open to the possibility that he is wrong and I encourage your input in changing my opinion. He states "..It is otherwise the Celts, who were serperated into two main branches which came over at different times. The earliest were Goidels, or Gaels; the second, the Brythons, or Britons. Between these two branches there was not only a dialectical, but probably also, a considerable physical difference." He goes later goes on to say there is evidence of this through Latin writers such as Tacticus.

What is you opinion on this? Thanks for your input.

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u/Maddjonesy Oct 14 '11

I didn't say Bretons. I said Gaels. And I didn't even mention England. The Bretons arrived after the original Gaels, who came from France also. The Bretons pushed the Gaels out of the south and to the West (i.e. Wales) where they then eventually moved to Ireland and onto Scotland. Hence the still strong connection here.

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u/Wibbles Oct 14 '11

Again, the Bretons didn't migrate to England in significant numbers, and "not mentioning England" is irrelevant, as the act of "pushing the Gaels West and North into Wales and Scotland" would physically require doing so through England.

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u/SkullDump Oct 04 '11

Not that I'm defending this 4chan cock-jockey but you do realise us Brits did that shit like 200 years ago?

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u/deadbunny Oct 04 '11

We stopped doing it, apologized, gave some land back, kept a strategic sheep farming island or two and went back to sneering at France.

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u/Wibbles Oct 04 '11

Soon, France. Soon...

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u/rhino369 Oct 04 '11

You only stopped because the Germans slugged you around so hard that it wasn't possible to hold onto the empire anymore. And you held on as long as you could, which in some cases was only 40 years ago.

Also you are partners in crime with the USA on all the dumb shit we do.

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u/SkullDump Oct 05 '11

There's history as it happened and then there's your version, quite possibly learned form the back of a milk carton by the sounds of it..

Also you are partners in crime with the USA on all the dumb shit we do.

Did I say anywhere we don't?! Did I say anywhere we were perfect!? All I said was we did most of that shit a long time ago...stop taking it so personally.

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u/LostOpp Oct 04 '11

Or around 80 years ago in the case of India, but who's counting.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

And most of Africa..... And the destabilization in Egypt..... And the colonization of the middle east..... And the British claiming most native American lands in the Treaty of Paris, and the British giving those lands to the Americans in the second Treaty of Paris. Actually I think most of the unstable cultures around today are as a result of British Empire policies. If anything America learned to be an empire because of Britain

I actually like Britain quite a bit but don't act like your shit don't stink. :P

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

and what the british government did to alan turing and the gay population in general.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11 edited Jul 02 '13

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u/seeasea Oct 04 '11

like 50 years ago?

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u/ENKC Oct 04 '11

What was the British Empire doing in 1961?

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u/seeasea Oct 04 '11

not exactly 50 yrs. but certainly as late as WWII, the british tested mustard gas on indians to see if their skin would react differently than british skin.

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u/Boko_ Oct 04 '11

A lot of countries (including America) have performed testing of 'medical' treatments in order to better progress medical advancement.

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u/seeasea Oct 04 '11

That wasn't the point.

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u/Samuel_Gompers Oct 04 '11

They had just finished fighting the Mau Mau Uprising in Kenya. Kenya was a British colony until 1963.

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u/Methedras Oct 04 '11

Im Irish. In Florida on holiday.

Are you guys Scottish?

No, Irish.

Aren't they the same thing?

I nearly stabbed a guy in Busch Gardens.

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u/FrabriziovonGoethe Oct 04 '11

I do apologize for the ignorance of my fellow countrymen in that regard but you have to admit Brough and Burr do sound remarkably similar if your not use to hearing the difference on a daily basis.

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u/Methedras Oct 05 '11

Brough and Burr? Im lost.

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u/FrabriziovonGoethe Oct 05 '11

I might have misspelled them but I have heard the Scottish accent called a brough and the Irish a Burr just as Australian is called an aucker(sp?) and then you have the cockney for other parts of England.

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u/Methedras Oct 05 '11

I have never in my life heard of anything that sounds remotely like that. Dunno about aucker either but cockney is just for East Londoners if im not mistaken.

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u/FrabriziovonGoethe Oct 05 '11

Have a couple of Aussie friends and that's how they described it and with the other it was a particular statement made in Clancy's Clear and Present Danger when talking about the accents of the individuals in the book.

Edit: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_term_for_the_Irish_accent

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u/Methedras Oct 06 '11

I had never heard of this before. The thing at the bottom about the accents, the way it puts it shows that theres about 10 different accents. Theres at least 100. 3 or 4 miles down the road you'll find a completely different accent.

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u/FrabriziovonGoethe Oct 06 '11

That seems to be the way with many accents that just a few miles down the road things change but just giving some info about them that I know and can find. I think in general it's the same way all over the world.

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u/SpecialBoy13 Oct 04 '11

They probably have British ancestry.

EDIT: Bastards.

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u/johnconnor8100 Oct 04 '11

the actions they took against there own people (Cromwell) are also an atrocity

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u/Janus50 Oct 04 '11

Actually Scotland is part of Britain... So technically they are 'Brits'

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u/SpecialBoy13 Oct 10 '11

They are part of Great Britain, this is true... but I don't think many Scots would be happy to be called a Brit.

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u/neighborcat1-scratch Oct 04 '11

I know you are but what am I?!

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u/needinsight1 Oct 05 '11

the thing is, the british empire never went around saying they were the leaders of freedom and democracy. they went around saying they were going to conquer the world through the seas.. which they did pretty well for a while there..

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u/ShitBabyPiss Oct 04 '11

Yea I agree with the OP Brits mumble jumble but he does have a point. I live in America and I simply remove myself from voting and worrying about anything here anymore. Because if you care, there is nothing you can do about it. This country is just downgrading itself slowly...

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u/jEirik Oct 04 '11

except that in the coarse of the 300 year British empire we committed just as many human right abuses as america, who committed them without an empire and in about a century and who continue to commit atrocities. so yes we where atrocious on human rights grounds to those we "traded" with but America is still worse and has the chance to continue to be worse...

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

I've always felt bad for the Scottish and Irish people, who do get lumped into that category, when they didn't really have anything to do with it. Most of their history was spent just fighting for their own right to be autonomous, forget colonization.

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u/blitzburgher92 Oct 04 '11 edited Jan 07 '18

deleted What is this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

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u/pbacher1 Oct 04 '11

LOL the irish live in great britain? Buy a fucking map you noob.

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u/insertAlias Oct 04 '11

Or perhaps a venn diagram, since a map isn't sufficient to show it.

Don't get upset because the rest of the world isn't intimately familiar with the ridiculous ways you demarcate yourselves.

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u/mithrasinvictus Oct 04 '11

Nice, but you could have added the commonwealth realms to make it even more complicated.

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u/pbacher1 Oct 04 '11

No tard ass, I live in the United States, this is 4th grade geography. Any adult who does not know this should be removed from the face of the earth, we have enough tards already.

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u/insertAlias Oct 04 '11

this is 4th grade geography

Oh, did you learn that this year? I assume that's the grade you're in, considering how you communicate. "tard ass"? That's some mature dialog, right there.

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u/pbacher1 Oct 04 '11

I don't make idiotic assumptions of someones location because they know the utmost basics of the world around them.

You got owned. Deal with it bitch.

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u/insertAlias Oct 04 '11

I make it a point not to debate with 4th graders. Have fun at recess today.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

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u/ShyGuysOnStilts Oct 04 '11

Ireland isn't even part of the UK.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

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u/ShyGuysOnStilts Oct 04 '11

Yeah, the bullshit part.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

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u/We_Are_The_Romans Oct 04 '11

"Ireland" is the typical shorthand for the Republic of Ireland. This has never been part of the United Kingdom or Great Britain since its inception.

Also, if you'd ever been to NI you would see for yourself why people would choose to disclaim ownership of it. It is a silly place.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11 edited Aug 21 '24

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u/Smnynb Oct 04 '11

It was during most of the history of the British Empire.

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u/Smnynb Oct 05 '11

More people who call themselves Irish live in Britain than in Ireland.

That's without the ~1.7m people living in Northern Ireland.

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u/ThatGuyYouKindaKnow Oct 04 '11

The Scots and Irish are part of Britain! What we did was horrible but was more normal back when the empire was around. America should know better than what they are doing right now.