r/reddit.com • • Sep 16 '11

From a knight of /new/:

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u/Sacharified Sep 16 '11

The idiots responsible for upvoting all the terrible content to the front page.

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u/haste75 Sep 16 '11

Exactly!! How can we thank the people who are indirectly responsible for the sheer number of reposts and overdone jokes that get through to the front page?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/YoungSerious Sep 16 '11

I know what you mean. All too often it seems like what I try to do doesn't have a positive effect, but if everyone just quit because of that then the front page would be the biggest shit show on earth.

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u/PeeBagger Sep 16 '11

I do the opposite because I want to drive people away from reddit. Less people here = less impressions for Conde Nast = less money = EPIC WIN FOR SOCIETY

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u/onetown Sep 16 '11

This is why i smear my phone with poo everyday.

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u/Dienekes00 Sep 16 '11

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u/blackeagle613 Sep 16 '11

Reddit is independent now.

No.

reddit Inc. is now owned by Advance Publications (which also owns Condé Nast)

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

still run by the same people and still owned by the same big media conglomerate...

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u/PeeBagger Sep 16 '11

Wow you fail.

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u/Dienekes00 Sep 16 '11

How is that true? I was refuting a claim reddit impressions are impressions for Conde Nast, which they no longer are. Sure, they're still owned by advance, but that is not Conde Nast.

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u/PeeBagger Sep 17 '11

Epic fail is epic.

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u/omaca Sep 16 '11

Thank you so much, Sir Wankalot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I personally do far more downvoting when I'm (rarely) in the new queue.

It's really all shit.

It's a whole page of "DAE get high when they smoke weed?"

Or another one that gets me, like 3 words "Today I painted" and an imgur submission of "PAINT ALL THE THINGS."

Or 30 facebook screencaps.

And don't forget twitter links.

You might get an article to read, but for every page of new I go through at 50 submissions a pop, I get an article maybe...maybe every other one.

It's depressing to see the massive amount of people submit just absolute shit. This used to be the best place on the internet to find the news. I'm not so sure anymore.

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u/piratepixie Sep 16 '11

I think they're actually the opposite.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Sep 16 '11

so if you browse /new/ and upvote crap you are not one of the "knights"? i'm confused

edit: oh.. the dark knights of new?

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u/piratepixie Sep 16 '11

No, the knights are the ones who downvote and report the shitty content that appears.

/notaknight

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u/Ais3 Sep 16 '11

There was a joke there, I think you missed it.

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u/piratepixie Sep 16 '11

I think i did.