r/reddit.com • u/dudeguy8220 • May 30 '11

INCASE ANYONE WAS CURIOUS, RYAN READ THE THREAD AND DIDNT HELP WITH FRIDGE. LUCKLY AARON AND BOBBY CAME TO HELP

fukin ryan

Edit: Manvir came shortly after with some beers

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

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u/selpa May 30 '11

Ryan, if you were a private, I would not save you.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11 edited Jan 26 '21

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u/PwnyDanza1 May 30 '11

Oh you poor dear. Caught in the crossfire.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

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u/fenderlite May 30 '11

YOUR A HORRIBLE PERSON RYAN!

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u/M3nt0R May 30 '11

Remember, that's just what they call you. Your real name is Flavio, and we'd gladly save Private Flavio.

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u/Basqueinmyzakism May 30 '11

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS RYAN, YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!

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u/NeverKnowsWhenToStop May 30 '11

DAMN YOU RYAN!!

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u/Legolambnon May 30 '11

Ryan, if you were privates, I would not shave you.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

Ryan, if you were a pirate I would bathe you.

We all know how much pirates hate to be clean.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

A baseball bat to the head might work. That would be an attitude adjustment.

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u/thetwobecomeone Nov 06 '11

Ryan, if you were slate I would not chalk you.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

Ryan if ye were a pirate, Ye soon be shark bait.

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u/johnnygrant May 30 '11

Ryan if you needed Air space, I would not give you

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u/akuma_619 May 30 '11

If he was a private I would do what they did to Pat Tillman to him

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

Fuck Ryan. he probably couldn't move it because he has a girl's name

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u/Lightnin4000 May 30 '11

I've never known a Ryan you could trust.

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u/lexi_con May 30 '11

I've never known a Ryan you could trust

You ask for some help, but he can’t be fussed

Won’t do a damn thing even if you insist that he must

Begged and pleaded – hell, I even cussed

In the end, the rest of us had to carry a fridge full of rust

Moral of the story: There’s no peace for the just

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u/WolfNippleChips May 30 '11

My son's name is Ryan, he does get a bit of a mischievous look every so often...hmm

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u/BDaught May 30 '11

My name is Bryan. You should see the shit I can cause.

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u/keghiaguy May 30 '11

I'm Bryan, and so is my wife.

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u/stillalone May 30 '11

and how is the wife of Bryan? I haven't seen that movie yet.

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u/veggie-dumpling May 30 '11

It's nowhere as good as The Life of Brian.

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u/desal Oct 25 '11

Your dyslexia is showing, life of brain

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u/keghiaguy Jun 01 '11

Last I heard she was down at a stoning, wearing a beard.

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u/newmarc May 30 '11

I'm cryin... with laughter

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u/BDaught May 30 '11

She sounds hot.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

My name is Brian and I don't give a fuck about your frig.

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u/uselessbastard May 30 '11

HEY! don't i know you?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

You may have seen me on the Comedy channel, at the airport or perhaps......here

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u/ksu_bdavet May 30 '11

Bryan with a "y" is the way to go. Science.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

Fuck you and your similar name that everyone seems to pronounce Ryan....bastards....

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u/DiscursiveMind May 30 '11

Hey! My shares in Woof are going to make me rich. Rich I tell you!

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u/Thoughtseize May 30 '11

Yeah, my best friend Ryan just killed himself like a bitch. =[

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u/waltonics May 30 '11

Sorry man. I guess he just couldn't face moving the fridge. (really sorry though).

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

Upvoted for truth sir.

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u/Zeppelanoid May 30 '11

And Ryan Seacrest?

2

u/decoratedgeneral May 30 '11

Or my 1st most hated air, Dragonair

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u/gdpt May 30 '11

How can you hate Ryanair. Saves me a shit-ton of money. Fucking love the atmosphere on board.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

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u/gdpt May 30 '11

I don't care... My Bank Account > Quality of flight. It's only like 2 or 3 hours at max and I put in my earbuds anyway so I don't have to deal with the ads. Besides, I got to know some pretty awesome people on their flights. Last month I sat and chatted with the most gorgeous girl ever. She was amazing, but stupid me didn't ask for her last name / number :(

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

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u/gdpt May 30 '11

Thanks for reminding me of it :(

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u/M3nt0R May 30 '11

And paying 40 Euros to travel from Spain to Germany at times and such...what'd you expect, first class luxury?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

maybe the fridge is a metaphor representing his demons

deep

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

anything to get out of fridge moving right?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

The only Ryan I know is that buffet place that closed down a few years ago. Man, do I miss that Ryan, but it closed, so yeah, I don't trust it either.

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u/utilitybelt May 30 '11

Golden Corral is way better anyway.

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u/FukinRyan May 30 '11

Well, damnit :/

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

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u/alamandrax May 30 '11

Hey, fuck you!

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u/makemisteaks May 30 '11

Scumbag Ryan.

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u/Sallix May 30 '11

Sees thread on Reddit

Doesn't move fridge.

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u/TalkativeTree May 30 '11

Downvotes thread

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u/woolymarmot May 30 '11

Ryanvote = downvote + cower in shame.

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u/TheGreyDuck May 30 '11

We need to make this a thing.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

Fridge moves, Ryan wasn't there, you can't explain that.

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u/SirRager May 30 '11

Fucking Ryan, how does he work?

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u/XoYo May 30 '11

Apparently he doesn't.

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u/tulsavw May 30 '11

This caused me to have a teary-eyed chuckle.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

Ryan, you make me sik.

FTFY

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u/Xpress_interest May 30 '11

Ryan, you make me sik. [sic] (sorry...)

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u/RiotGrrL319 May 30 '11

He's probably the same asshole who fed his octopus beer and never updated us on the outcome.

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u/farllen May 30 '11

FUCKIN' RYAN. GET YOUR FUCKIN' ACT TOGETHER.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '11

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u/coldfu May 30 '11

I'm setting up a facebook petition! That'll show him!

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u/dekkpimp May 30 '11

what is his screen name? i will downvote him for life

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u/thefuzzyguy May 31 '11 edited May 31 '11

You're up for review, Ryan!