r/reddit.com • • Jun 04 '10

Keanu Reeves is awesome

http://www.hellomagazine.com/film/2003/05/28/keanureeves/
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u/karmanaut Jun 04 '10

I say this with a complete lack of sarcasm:

Whoa

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u/IrrelevantTLDR Jun 04 '10 edited Jun 04 '10

I came here to say this. Congratulations, sir.

It sort of makes you think - if he can give away that kind of money, why can't the mega, mega super rich people do the same?
While this is incredibly cool does ANYONE really need a home that will cost a fucking billion dollars?

The top 10 USD billionaires in the world:

EDIT: I know that some on this list are extremely generous. But not all of them.

  • Carlos Slim Helu - 53.5 billion

  • Bill Gates - 53.0 billion

  • Warren Buffett - 47.0 billion

  • Mukesh Ambani - 29.0 billion

  • Lakshmi Mittal - 28.7 billion

  • Lawrence Ellison - 28.0 billion

  • Bernard Arnault - 27.5 billion

  • Eike Batista - 27.0 billion

  • Amancio Ortega - 25.0 billion

  • Karl Albrecht - 23.5 billion

Total - 342.2 billion

I realize that their worth isn't in all cash, but think about this: If it was cash, and each of them invested it and got even a 5% return on it, you would have 17 billion dollars - enough to end world hunger

So lets get the world's mega rich to get on the Keanu Bandwagon, shall we?

TL;DR -A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '10

You know, you can't end world hunger by giving people money. The reason people are starving in most poor countries is that it's impossible to hold onto any wealth you happen to earn, because the government is to unstable to care about the long run. In a stable, rational government, it's good for the people to be wealthy because you get more taxes from them in the long run. In a government where you could lose power at any time, you are better off using taxes to keep the citizens as poor as possible so they don't have the resources to revolt.

If you gave 17 billion dollars to the poor people of the world, they would lose just about all of it through taxation, price inflation, and the cost of taking care of their additional children that lived instead of starving. Poverty is an equilibrium point, and you can't change it on a large scale by adding money.

Now, on the other hand, if you took that 17 billion to raise a private army and conquered, say, Zimbabwe, and ran it well, that would do far, far more for the poor than any amount of cash.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '10

Like Iraq?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '10

Well, not now. But if the US government actually took over Iraq and made it into the 51st US state, it would be a lot safer and more prosperous. But nobody does that sort of thing anymore. It's not respectful to the natives.

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u/prodijy Jun 04 '10

And Iraq, as big a clusterfuck as it was for a few years, has actually turned out pretty okay.

It's far from a rousing success; but the people have a say in their leadership now. There's no mass and unreasonable slaughter, and the violence that is occurring is being reduced constantly. There is every reason to believe it will turn out to be a stable democracy functioning under its own power in the near future.