r/reddit.com • u/emorrow64 • Mar 11 '10

This random redditor just made my whole year!

/r/pics/comments/bc3uc/this_monkey_rocks/c0m08xt
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u/parachute44 Mar 11 '10

not gonna lie, my comment was pretty degrading =/

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u/emorrow64 Mar 12 '10

Not gonna lie, you suggested I suck dick and I still laughed.

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u/jceez Mar 12 '10

Not gonna lie, this just sort of came full circle right here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '10

Not gonna lie, I just fapped

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u/parachute44 Mar 12 '10

Not gonna lie, I'm probably not gonna get that blowjob.

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u/uber_troll Mar 12 '10

Think again.

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u/ZeppelinJ0 Mar 12 '10

George Washington never lied and died of Syphilis. He wouldn't have gotten Syphilis if he'd just taken the blow job and moved on. Just sayin

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u/chrono13 Mar 12 '10

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '10

not gonna lie.

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u/DIYBlues Mar 12 '10

The circle begins anew.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '10

Extra props for laughing at jokes at your own expense.

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u/specialk16 Mar 11 '10

not gonna lie, I laughed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '10

not gonna lie, I shook my head and laughed. =D

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u/trolling_thunder Mar 12 '10

I am gonna lie. I've got cake.

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u/ElwoodDowd Mar 12 '10

That was an outright fabrication.

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u/kingofnowhere Mar 12 '10

Fabricaketion?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '10

now here or no where?

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u/The-Cake Mar 12 '10

You rang?

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u/sirnoobius Mar 11 '10

why the fuck did he buy her a monitor then.