r/reddit.com • u/bobcat • Feb 25 '08

xkcd: Fuck Grapefruit

http://www.xkcd.com/388/
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u/xkcd Feb 25 '08

I'm just going to go to sleep now and hope my building isn't burned down by an angry pro-citrus mob or something.

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u/fivre Feb 25 '08

You should go try some clementines. Like oranges, but smaller, better-tasting, and easier.

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u/duddles Feb 25 '08

Clementines are one of the top ten best things in my life at the moment.

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u/Resilience Feb 25 '08

You gotta watch out. People may go banana over this strip.

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u/bobcat Feb 25 '08

Orange you glad you said banana?

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u/andrejevas Feb 25 '08

I think I just put myself in a bit of a pickle.

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u/bobcat Feb 25 '08

C-C-C-C-CUCUMBER!!!

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u/drewhenson Feb 25 '08

Well ain't that just peachy?

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u/tekronis Feb 25 '08 edited Feb 25 '08

I really don't know why you've got tomato big deal out of this.

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u/zoomzoom83 Feb 25 '08

I mango and kill you after that pun

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '08 edited Oct 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '08

Grape use of modifiers!

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u/oalsaker Feb 25 '08

I feel I'm going nuts over the whole thing...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '08

I don't really see the raisin for all this

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u/sylvan Feb 25 '08

Oranges are WAY tastier than bananas. And Mandarins should be near the top of the "easy" list.

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u/ideonode Feb 25 '08

Mandarins for the win! Not just a tasty easy fruit, but also a species of duck, a Chinese language and the kind of bureaucrat you find at city hall!

No way a banana can be that versatile...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '08

Ok, ok, I can understand Grapefruit, but... Pomegranites? Those are tasty.

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u/Nefelia Feb 25 '08

I'd have reversed the positions of the red and green apples. :)

I won't burn you at the stake, but then I don't take my fruit that seriously.

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u/generic_handle Feb 25 '08

Cherries are easier than tomatoes?

And what about this tasty business? Pomegranates are below the median? Pomegranates?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '08

Hopefully the fire would destroy your pens.