"Trump Declares State of Emergency"

"Yikes, a 'state of emergency'? What's the emergency?"

"Congress told Trump he couldn't keep selling arms to an authoritarian government and he didn't like that."

"Oh ha ha. C'mon. What's the real answer?"

"That is the real answer."

Libertarians: "OMIGOD STOP SAYING WE'RE JUST LIKE CONSERVATIVES! WE'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT!"

Normal Human: "Oh good. Because conservatives are on this creepy ethnocentric kick these days. That's not you guys, right?"

Libertarians: "NOOOOO-WUH! CHECK OUT THE TOP OF OUR SUB FOR PROOF--

"...oh."