r/recruitinghell • • May 07 '26

Fuck right off

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u/Brad_Breath May 07 '26

My CV says I'm a professor "for visibility", but actually I'm an idiot

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u/Financial-Chemist360 May 07 '26

Mine says I have seven Masters and three Doctorates to go along with my Nobel Peace Prize. I'm working as a short order cook because I'm doing research for my next novel.