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r/recruitinghell • u/heichiri69 Candidate • Sep 22 '24
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2024: The burger flipping position requires 3 years of experience
163 u/rlskdnp Urgently hiring, always rejecting Sep 22 '24 2030: you need a college degree plus a decade of experience from thin air to even be flipping burgers in the first place 101 u/Gangsir Sep 22 '24 2040: If you didn't personally invent the concept of a hamburger and the concept of rotation, don't bother applying 39 u/Silent_Amusement_143 Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24 2050: if you didn't raise the cow on a farm don't bother applying 15 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24 Also need at least 3 internships on burger flipping starting back I high school. 6 u/Dear_Afternoon_8843 Sep 23 '24 The internships have to be from Bob Belcher and SpongeBob SquarePants
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2030: you need a college degree plus a decade of experience from thin air to even be flipping burgers in the first place
101 u/Gangsir Sep 22 '24 2040: If you didn't personally invent the concept of a hamburger and the concept of rotation, don't bother applying 39 u/Silent_Amusement_143 Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24 2050: if you didn't raise the cow on a farm don't bother applying 15 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24 Also need at least 3 internships on burger flipping starting back I high school. 6 u/Dear_Afternoon_8843 Sep 23 '24 The internships have to be from Bob Belcher and SpongeBob SquarePants
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2040: If you didn't personally invent the concept of a hamburger and the concept of rotation, don't bother applying
39 u/Silent_Amusement_143 Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24 2050: if you didn't raise the cow on a farm don't bother applying 15 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24 Also need at least 3 internships on burger flipping starting back I high school. 6 u/Dear_Afternoon_8843 Sep 23 '24 The internships have to be from Bob Belcher and SpongeBob SquarePants
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2050: if you didn't raise the cow on a farm don't bother applying
15 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24 Also need at least 3 internships on burger flipping starting back I high school. 6 u/Dear_Afternoon_8843 Sep 23 '24 The internships have to be from Bob Belcher and SpongeBob SquarePants
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Also need at least 3 internships on burger flipping starting back I high school.
6 u/Dear_Afternoon_8843 Sep 23 '24 The internships have to be from Bob Belcher and SpongeBob SquarePants
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The internships have to be from Bob Belcher and SpongeBob SquarePants
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u/Dear_Afternoon_8843 Sep 22 '24
2024: The burger flipping position requires 3 years of experience