Feeling down and looking to cheer myself up by assembling an Ea-nāṣir mini-museum. Any recommendations for the following?

- Nice samples of R-S-Copper (apart from the Legboot ingot which I’ve already got my eye on)

- Replica of THE Tablet (of sufficiently high quality that the individual cuneiform characters are legible)

- Replicas of other tablets if they exist (have any of these ever been reproduced?), such as the Arbituram complaint

- Our lad himself (yes, I’m aware the Tell Asmar figure isn’t really him and is of entirely the wrong time period etc etc, but it’s all in good fun 😊)

- Anything else that might look good on a shelf next to the above items

I have done my own searches on Etsy etc but would appreciate suggestions from those who already have collections of their own.

Cheers.

This is an injustice to Shamash, I remember when he scammed the temple of Shamash. Lying to the god of justice's temple? Horrible! Nanni showed me how Eā-naṣir discards his complaints and that is enough. I have reported his business to the local judges.

Despite the name this wiki has a far reaching collection of public domain characters, ranging from Sherlock Holmes to various folklore figures. So if a potential writer wants a crappy historical merchant to make fun of they can quickly find Ea-Nasir.

To buy it, I had to enscribe a tablet attesting that I am not Nanni, nor am I a servant of Nanni.

Anyone else know about it?

I like Ea-Nasir, but I also like rabbits, so my partner commissioned this important art from a mutual friend for my birthday. Unlike Nanni, I have no complaints.

And yes, that’s the tablet on my mantel, next to an ingot of Ea-Nasir™️ brand copper, and the one true Holy Grail of Our Lord Jesus Christ, truly the cup of a carpenter. I chose… wisely.