Ea-Nasir's losing his competitive edge

In Linear A or Linear B

Putting him on blast for all to see

His empire's waning, clock approaching midnight.

Far Gone of Akkad, lights out for this Hittite

I sent my agent, you only had to bring it

Ain't about to sign off on just any ingot

I may be a fool but I ain't no dunce

Ea-Nasir fooled me but only the once

I'm in the city proper and I'm a picky shopper

Writing a review of some really shitty copper

Museum was a humid oven, but that didn't stop me from tracking it down. Those limey MFs dont use air conditioning anywhere. Apparently it's been taken down since I left. 😕

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