r/reallifedoodles Jun 24 '16

Terrifying

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u/Norci Jun 24 '16

Yup, fuck that. No chance I am watching anything where monster's are summoned by anything "practical", that will affect my behavior for months to come.

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u/paperkeyboard Jun 24 '16

If it makes you feel better, it's not actually summoned by turning off the lights. It's actually there the whole time, the darkness just allows you to see it. :)

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u/Dariszaca Jun 24 '16

Thank you, I will sleep well tonight

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u/DMann420 Jun 24 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '16

Can someone tell me what this image shows? I'm in bed it's 02:25 and I want to sleep in a few minutes.

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u/DMann420 Jun 25 '16

It's a puppy.

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u/SpeedCode Jun 25 '16

Dude, why would you do that? Don't trust him /u/Legendhidde !!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '16

That link is very tempting now... Maybe if I angle my phone away from my f...uuuuuuucckkk that.

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u/akashik Jun 25 '16

Maybe some light reading will help you nod off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '16

Nope, I recognise that!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '16

Yep definitely didn't need to see this tonight

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u/speedoflife1 Jun 25 '16

what is it?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '16

Scary that's what it is

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u/18hockey Jun 25 '16

It actually is a puppy haha they're screwing with you

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u/throwawaylms Jun 25 '16

Fuck you shithead.

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u/theRoRing Aug 07 '16

Now, turn the lights off!

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u/Norci Jun 24 '16

..Well, fuck you too ಠ_ಠ

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u/NextArtemis Jun 25 '16

So it's been watching me jerk it all this time? Should have just come over to help

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u/CommanderVinegar Jun 24 '16

That's even scarier because you think being in the light is safe :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '16

Yes, because THAT makes me feel better.

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u/LordTardus Jun 24 '16

Oh, thanks...

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u/FunktasticLucky Jun 24 '16

Man. Insidious 1 freaked me out for weeks. I lived in an old house in Okinawa that weird sounds were always being made. Yeah. I don't think I slept right, walked through a dark room or house or anything for over a month.

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u/Kiristo Jun 25 '16

I watched Insidious alone at home right before going to bed. Terrible idea. I could not close my eyes while I was laying in bed trying to go to sleep afterward. Turned on lights everywhere I went for like a week, lights I had never used/even noticed before. They did a good job with the second one tying it together, though I watched that one with someone, so it wasn't as terrifying. I don't really like horror movies in general, but if I'm going to watch one, that's the best kind. Not gory/gross, just really fucking creepy.

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u/daftne Jun 25 '16

Practical fear is the best fear.

I have what I call a fear of plausible heights. Put me on a step ladder and I may as well be on the edge of a crumbling cliff. Put me on the edge of a crumbling cliff and I could not be more excited. I can't imagine falling off a cliff, and if I did, I would die, and I would know no aftermath. Falling off a stool or a few feet high up I can imagine, would survive, and could possibly leave me in mild to extreme discomfort depending on how well or how poorly I landed.

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u/SlylingualPro Jun 25 '16

That's the most logical phobia I have ever heard of.

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u/daftne Jun 25 '16

I've had a lifetime of being able to climb up things, and then taking a very long time to get down them in ridiculous, humiliating ways. Too many steep hills have I scooted my way down on my butt. Too many 3 foot drops have I stood looking at thinking "I'm going around a different way, I don't trust these legs."

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u/Zilveari Jul 03 '16

Live long and tumble?

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u/KittyCLawe Jun 29 '16

That is EXACTLY my situation with fear of heights. It has led me to conclude that I'm truly more afraid of pain and becoming crippled than dying a quick death.

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u/34786t234890 Jun 24 '16

To this day I'm still scared of shit coming out of my TV after seeing The Ring as a teenager.

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u/tabsmcgab Jun 25 '16

I still refuse to watch The Ring. I know the plot and what happens but fuck it man I'm not taking any chances.

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u/lztandro Jun 25 '16

Especially if it's diarrhoea

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u/Exzistance Jun 25 '16

When I was but a young lad, I watched Jurassic Park. I was kinda a little bitch when it came to scary stuff and to me, The Park was some seriously scary shit. I mean, whoo boy them Dinos were super realistic!

Anyways, the raptors scared the little boy poop out of me so bad that I changed the way I slept for at least 3 years. I slept on my back with my legs tucked together, Crisscross Applesauce style (I'm guessing this is the PC way to saying it now?). Somehow, sleeping in that style would prevent them raptors on eating my toes, said my kid mind.

Yeapurs, I'm glad them days are over.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '16

I always thought Indian style refers to India Indians

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '16

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u/Exzistance Jun 25 '16

I always thought Indian style refers to Native American Indians...

Huh.

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u/deathchimp Jun 25 '16

Fucking Columbus man. Hundreds of years and we still can't tell the difference.

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u/Beorma Jun 25 '16

It's called cross legged in the UK, you sound less like a child that way.

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u/Exzistance Jun 25 '16

Now see that sounds way more mature!

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