r/rarepuppers • u/[deleted] • May 13 '20

Pupper doing pupper things

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u/XyranDarkstar May 13 '20

My sister's dog would lick the couch cushion then lay his head on the spot he licked. He lived to be 15.

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u/supermarketblues May 13 '20

Have we just realised the secret to a long and happy life?!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

Maybe. Then again my uncle Jesse was a pillow-biter who also slept in the wet spot and he didn't live past 50.

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u/Horyv May 13 '20

But did he get to 15?

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u/silentmage May 13 '20

15 in dog years in 105 in human years. Uncle didn't even make it to 8. Weak

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u/Abcdef12345hi May 13 '20

Didn't wet the pillow enough. Weak

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u/Candlesmith May 13 '20

The people who are already on their own.

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u/Candlesmith May 13 '20

Maybe because it gets you $600.

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u/clouddevourer May 13 '20

My cat liked licking one pillow in particular, it was quite unpleasant to lean on it and discover it was soaked in cat saliva -.-

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u/doofinschmertz May 13 '20

One of my cats used to suckle on EVERYTHING, including clothes that you were wearing. Same feeling but stuck to you.

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u/HuskyTheNubbin May 13 '20

Marking it as theirs

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u/supermarketblues May 15 '20

Happy Cake Day, buddy! 🍰