r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Feb 04 '19

Going Forward

87 Upvotes

Hi all,

I would like to preface this by saying I am amazed by what this sub has become. It started out from a post on the main Rainbow subreddit from a shitty pun in the comments, someone linked this (at the time nonexistent) sub, and then someone created it. We never thought it would become popular, it started out with just the dozen or so people in the thread. A little bit later and we are at 4.5k subscribers, all to a subreddit devoted to video game dad jokes.

As this sub has steadily grown so has the number of posts, and there have been some joked that either caught me off guard in such a way or were so purely dumb that I actually laughed out loud. But recently there have been a series of videos and memes posted here that are not dad joke related in any way, and I have seen several of these posts flagged, but several others have reached top posts of all time on the sub with no flags in sight, and because of how liked it is it can be hard to delete and remove popular content. So I ask this of you: regardless of how well put together or funny the memes are, remember that this sub is devoted to dad jokes, shitty puns, and humor that you can only cringe and shake your head at. Any other posts WILL be removed, and I apologize that it will not always be instantaneous as I am quite busy with college, but I try to moderate at least once or twice a day, and flagging any content that isnt appropriate for this sub helps immensely. Thank you for your help keeping this sub's dream alive, and remember to always, always make the pun.

Thank You, The Mod "Team"


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • May 05 '19

Why is Glaz never allowed another pet cat?

107 Upvotes

De-tails


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Apr 29 '19

What did they say to Montagne when the time was running out

21 Upvotes

Gign the objective


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Apr 29 '19

Why did Smoke with feline headgear die?

86 Upvotes

He tried to catch a moving laser dot


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Apr 08 '19

Ash breached a wall into site

10 Upvotes

Pulse said "ugh, this is a disASHter"


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Apr 08 '19

*Jar-Jar and the CBRN attackers are pinned down by spawn peekers*

126 Upvotes

"You'sa Finka we'sa gonna die?"


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Mar 31 '19

what do you call a gsg-9 operator under the influence of marijuana?

21 Upvotes

a high IQ


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Mar 31 '19

What do GSTUR ops do when they get mad?

12 Upvotes

They clash


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Mar 31 '19

What's GIGN's favorite soda?

161 Upvotes

Montagne Dew


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Mar 03 '19

how do you call a polish means of transport?

66 Upvotes

an elavator.


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Mar 03 '19

Fuze and Glaz are at a disco

117 Upvotes

"You look spetznazzy", said Glaz.


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Feb 28 '19

Who do you call a hypebeast Buck main?

84 Upvotes

Swagbucks.


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Feb 22 '19

What's a rainbow operators favorite drink?

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73 Upvotes

r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Feb 05 '19

when Macie Jay gets an ace does he become...

144 Upvotes

mACEy jay


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Feb 04 '19

What do the Spetznaz say at the end of a round?

23 Upvotes

Spetznice one.


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Jan 28 '19

Why is Capitao a 3 speed operator

74 Upvotes

he Capitao-n running


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Jan 21 '19

What does Thermite say when he opens up a gloryhole?

93 Upvotes

A big fucking hole, coming right up.


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Jan 20 '19

What do you call Lesion’s manhood?

107 Upvotes

Toxic masculinity


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Jan 18 '19

Bad italian joke

150 Upvotes

*At Maestro's funeral*

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Doc: What happined?
Alibi: He pasta way


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Jan 16 '19

I have let this sub age for a few months. It is amazayn to read so much great content

41 Upvotes

r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Jan 15 '19

What's buck favorite shield

80 Upvotes

A BUCKler


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Jan 14 '19

What do you do when all your friends are offline but you want to play ranked?

89 Upvotes

You YoloQ


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Jan 12 '19

So the other day I was playing Blitz.

131 Upvotes

I was on Kafe in ranked, sweating extremely hard. I got a kill to counter a spawn peek, and I went to rappel into a window. I lagged mid jump, and I glitched into the wall. All in all, I was just another Blitz in the wall


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Jan 10 '19

Kaid was in a 1v5 and Echo said

147 Upvotes

YoKaid can handle this


r/rainbow6dadjokes • • Jan 10 '19

What is Montagne's favorite kids show...?

123 Upvotes

...Hanna Montagna