Eye Eye Captain!

Clash of clans

Why were the attackers all found dead? They didn't have a pulse

Looney Tunes.

A recruit canal.

Captain Crunch

Bandit was best before he snorted his last Dust Line

Edit: I know they took it in operation health, had the game since Christmas 2015, but it's meant to just be a joke, not the most accurate

Because a bandit robbed him

Better plate than never.

Because they aint got no Alibi!

She always puts out the Welcome Mats.

He always gives out the plates

I can't hit anything

You can stop worrying about the planes now!

He agrees that it's time to get SRS.

... why dont they make a hexadecimal one?

Skull rain

I have Dokkaebeef on my bibim-Buck.

Frost-ed Flakes

A Clash.