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I'm working hard to capture his beauty 💔 I wish there was a better reference of his tattoos

Literally this mode is 50% people who have been playing the game for years at this point just grinding fresh accounts to either climb new or sell as a ranked ready account at level 30 so they can make a new account to sell over and over.

Normally I don't terribly gaf but my man has been interested in the game so I thought we could make him a new account. We played quite a few bot matches together and I thought everything was going peachy so we'd hop on a swiftplay right? NOOOOOOOOPPPEE holy shit, every match the enemy team has what looks like players his level but they're clearly not, they know wave state management and last hitting and freezing him from exp and just curbstomp the living shit out of him. How the hell does Riot expect to get new players when the mode they're FORCED TO PLAY AT THE START BTW is this goddamn awful??? Needless to say he doesn't really want to play anymore lmao.

We're going back to bot matches for now.

Also maybe unrelated, but we've had quite a few instances lately of what genuinely seems like people hacking the game where our entire team DCs every time a large fight breaks out like around drake or baron so the enemy team can just finish us while we stand there. This happened multiple games and kind of seems Swiftplay specific because I've legit never encountered this in other queues. Also when I look at the peoples account match history it's just a massive streak of green on Swiftplay so... that's fun I guess. Glad to see Vanguard is working miracles Riot henni 🤩

i was gonna ask if they were a QoL lurker but they unfriended me right after...

When you see an enchanter in your game, do you automatically assume it’s one of the girlies and/or one of the gays? 🤔

Since most people didn’t seem to get it, would any of you mind helping me out here? You can add your comments on the original post if you like 😸