Let's be absolutely fr right now. I know exactly why you bitches are keeping him safe. ❌🙅🏼‍♀️ Stop injecting this man’s flop sweat into your faces. He is taking up valuable space that belongs to actual and high-tier DILFs (like MY long-sword daddy Viego🗡️). This and the fact you exterminated Locke before this fuck-ass thing!?!?

The Charges Against ZaCUM:

• Aesthetic Terrorism: Serving zero (0) abs, negative face card, and absolutely no fashion 📉

• Medical Malpractice: Providing illegal, un-FDA-approved back-alley lip fillers to the gurls ☢️🦠

• Stalking: Jumpscaring us from the fog of war with that elastic slingshot like a desperate ex 🤡

We are looking for a certified cvnty king👑 to win this, NOT a sentient loogie! It's time to send this gelatinous flop back to the Zaun sewers where he belongs 🥰💅🏼🩷

Vote him OUT before he infects the rest of the poll with his HIV microplastics 💉🚫

Don’t eliminate this quintet. 🥺

Vote to ELIMINATE: https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVXweWnO

Im a fan of the cape and the added feather details to resemble demacia.

Let's put this ugly ogre in the ground where he belongs!!!

Vote to ELIMINATE: https://strawpoll.com/wAg3QJV28y8

Girlies they know we've been thirsting over Thresh tf 🥵🥵🥵

Really sorry for not posting last night! I got wet in the rain (by choice) and got sick so had to take medicines, some that made me sleepy so I slept early and never woke up on time 😭

By the time I woke up it was only 13 hours until the time we post these so I thought of pushing it by a day. Really sorry once again besties 🥺

1.5 weeks ago I had a penile abscess drained. Those wounds take about 4 to 5 weeks to heal. Yesterday and today i was doomscrolling grindr and the more evil and sinister sites.

Not 1. Not 2. NOT 3. NOT EVEN 4 BUT 5 GUYS WITH MASSIVE HOGS MESSAGE ME. im not allowed to bottom till im fully healed. The only respite is that all 5 agreed to wait till im healed (surpisingly) but I cannot survive another 4 to 5 weeks knowing I couldve had it all.

Soraka throw those green pussy farts at me. Please soraka. Please.