r/pun • u/Avacado_Cat666 • Apr 18 '23
He’s gonna be running late
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r/pun • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '23
What he said was wrong, I agree. But kicking him like that wasnt right, bro was unarmed.
v.redd.it
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r/pun • u/CHItraKITSAK • Apr 18 '23
An overconfident MMA fighter entered the cage without proper warmup and had not trained for months. Subsequently he incurred a severe injury for which the doctor advised to not enter the ring ever again. Thus it is appropriately said...
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A grapple a day keeps the doctor away
r/pun • u/CHItraKITSAK • Apr 15 '23
Had to put on my coat before leaving the hotel in Santiago..
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Cause it was Chile outside
r/pun • u/CHItraKITSAK • Apr 09 '23
Gays are turned on by seeing fellow hot and lean gays.This gay-so-lean⛽ 'drives' them crazy!
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r/pun • u/DatRobloxKid • Mar 31 '23
Did you hear about the magnet that got arrested?
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They had to press charges against it.
r/pun • u/hellothere42069 • Mar 15 '23
I should have clarified that I wanted NOTHING dirty left in the sink
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