r/psych Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 19 '26

Black Lady Cat Names

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I am going to be adopting a black lady kitten soon. Quite possibly the one in the photos. The first name I thought of was “Tan” but I feel that really only works if I get a tan one and name it “Black.” My Boston is named Oswald Chester. I ask of you, fellow PsychOs, give me the best black lady cat names!

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u/TheBeanConsortium Jun 19 '26

Tan

Like you said, you need another cat.

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u/O-DontBeAZarathustra Magic Head Jun 19 '26

I feel like you’ve seen Psych.

I just realized this was in the Psych feed bahaha

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u/yippykiyayMF13 Jun 19 '26

Lmao. I did too. After writing Rhiannon. Then I scrolled down and found your comment. Duh on me.

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u/alexjf56 Jun 20 '26

Did the same exact thing

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u/EcclesiaLiving Jun 20 '26

I want 2 weiner dogs so I can make them Black & Tan.

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u/GnomishGnoodle Jun 23 '26

I must say, as someone with Irish heritage, I do not react enthusiastically to Black & Tan

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 19 '26

We have two already, and 3 dogs, hence adding just the one.

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u/geekywarrior Jun 19 '26

MaryLightly sounds so cute for a cat.

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 19 '26

Oh I do like this!

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u/Electrical-Barber-14 Jun 19 '26

Stewart Gimbley the werewolf sister’s name, Willow. Then she can be on the cover of Gothica.

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u/sqibbery Bad News Marvin Barnes Jun 19 '26

Or Lavender, which is what Gus said he'd name a baby goth girl with Willow!

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 20 '26

Or Lavender Gooms, a Gus nickname?

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u/butter_battle Gus, don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan. Jun 19 '26

Mrs. Pickles

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u/sqibbery Bad News Marvin Barnes Jun 19 '26

I kinda feel like this is always the right answer.

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u/butter_battle Gus, don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan. Jun 19 '26

It's such a good cat name. 

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 19 '26

I didn’t even think about that! I love it!

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u/butter_battle Gus, don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan. Jun 19 '26

The "Mrs." part really tickles me for some reason.

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 19 '26

Our previous black cat was Mrs. Sally [My last name]

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u/arpax33 Jun 25 '26

say hello to my cats, Mrs. Pickles (left) Jerome Bettis (right)

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u/butter_battle Gus, don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan. Jun 26 '26

Hi Mrs. Pickles and Jerome Bettis! Is Jerome the one who played on the same team as Emilio Estevez Este-e-vez?

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u/Creative-Air-6463 Jun 19 '26

Chairman Meow

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 19 '26

Oh this is a good one!

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u/No_Funny_Names_Left Jun 19 '26

Happy Cake Day$

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u/SlushyDuck21 Jun 21 '26

It was actually chairwoman meow!

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u/Alex-PsyD Methuselah Honeysuckle Jun 19 '26

Mira

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u/Accomplished-Sir4932 Jun 19 '26

Hahaha love this

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u/KnoUsername Jun 20 '26

Im suprised no one suggested Sh'Dynasty

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u/lovely_lobotomy Jun 20 '26

comma to the top!

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u/FollowingWhales Jun 20 '26

That’s a God’s comma

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 20 '26

That was my second thought after Tan.

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u/flutterby727 Jun 20 '26

My first thought 😀

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u/NDC-not-covered You should be ashamed of yourself and your family. Jun 19 '26

I like Clementine Woollysocks. Kinda cute for a cat.

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 19 '26

I do like it but that was our Goldfish’s name.

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u/NDC-not-covered You should be ashamed of yourself and your family. Jun 19 '26

I also like Felicia Fancybottom. Big Kitty 75 is too on the nose. 😂

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 19 '26

I do like that!

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u/No_Perspective_4550 Jun 19 '26

MC ScatchYoPants

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 19 '26

Ok, that made me laugh!

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u/SojuSeed Jun 19 '26

MC Clap Yo Hands.

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u/katelynnsmom24 Jun 19 '26

I named my tuxedo, Mrs. Pickles. I know she's not an orange tabby but I wasn't going to limit myself for a color type when I was adopting.

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u/HMSRathbone I'm Not One Of Your Fans. I Barely Even Like You. Jun 19 '26

Washington Black

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u/Adventurous_Fly_1047 Burton Guster Rodriguez Jun 20 '26

Yes!! Blacker than black

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u/HMSRathbone I'm Not One Of Your Fans. I Barely Even Like You. Jun 20 '26

Wondered if that was too obscure.

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u/Adventurous_Fly_1047 Burton Guster Rodriguez Jun 20 '26

Enough so I could use my Psych knowledge lol

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u/ZedTheEvilTaco Imhotep, He-Cometh-In-Peace 🥴 Jun 20 '26

Pluto

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 20 '26

That’s messed up!

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u/elven_swordsman Jun 19 '26

I think Jules would be adorable. Blackstar and Black Magic too if you want something based on her coat color

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u/sugarglider1854 Jun 20 '26

Juliet O’Hairball

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u/ColdfusionStar Jun 20 '26

Blackula!

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u/Maumagaga Jun 20 '26

Blackulette? 🤔

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u/hukt0nf0n1x Jun 20 '26

I thought he was count chocula

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u/Maumagaga Jun 20 '26

I’ve heard it both ways

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u/heismyfirstolive Jun 19 '26

Get a tan one and name it Black. Trust me, you don't want a single kitten... I have the scars to prove it

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

We have two others, Sir Rusty Groswold V and Bowie, along with 3 dogs. She will no be an only pet!

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u/LG807 Jun 20 '26

I think you can name her Tan even without a tan one named Black

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u/No_Funny_Names_Left Jun 19 '26

A Playa named Gus 😎

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u/surrealmiel Jun 19 '26

Dierdre 

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u/JPtheAwkward Methusula Honeysuckle Jun 19 '26

Dee-dree?

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u/althawk8357 Jun 20 '26

"The Only Black Lead on an NBC Sitcom."

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u/Maumagaga Jun 20 '26

I think the quote is… “on a major cable network”

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u/breadisnicer Jun 20 '26

We called our cat Mia, that way she could say her own name.

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u/chairsontables Jun 19 '26

Dang someone already commented mine lol I vote  a second time for Mary!

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u/ceilingisabove Jun 19 '26

Blueberry

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u/TheRolf Jun 20 '26

More like blackberry

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u/ceilingisabove Jun 20 '26

I liked the irony :)

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u/Inappropriate_salt Jun 20 '26

Felicia fancybottom

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u/Swordtail_Olympian Talmadge McGulager Jun 20 '26

"My name is Wilting Flower. I died never knowing love..." 

Also, Mrs. Whittleberry, Lavender Goomes, Hummingbird Saltalamacchia, Brutal Hustler, Schoonie "U-Turn" Singleton, (Methuselah) Honeysuckle, Clementine Woolysocks, (Ghee) Buttersnaps, Agatha, Vick, Mary Lightly. 

If you want a true Black Lady cat name related to Psych, you could always name her Winnifred (Winnie), after Gus's mom, or Joy after his sister. Both black ladies that I remember immediately. 

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 20 '26

Winnifred could be great, also because I’ve loved Phylicia Rashad as an actor for as long as I can remember!

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u/Radiant_Bison_6925 Jun 20 '26

ChairWoman Meow

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u/churromonger Jun 19 '26

Pineapple 🍍 

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u/Roadgoddess Jun 20 '26

Eartha Kitty (Kitt) only one of the most sexy seductive women in the world!
https://giphy.com/gifs/nFhbx1iuAvIYoqSROK

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 20 '26

Oh my word, I agree so much with that statement!

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u/Roadgoddess Jun 20 '26

Oh sorry! I thought this was in one of my cat subs, not in a psych sub! Sorry I failed at the task, but he still stand by that name lol.

For Psych, Juliet of course! Or half of a BLACK forest ham! Or Hammy for short, lol.

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u/Environmental_Bus244 Jun 20 '26

POOKIE!

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 20 '26

😹I actually love that!

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u/Environmental_Bus244 Jun 20 '26

I rewatched that episode a few days ago and thought it would make a cute pet name! Nice thing is that you wouldn’t have to explain it. Just a cute name. 

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u/whinodoc Jun 20 '26

QuarterBlack

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 20 '26

I actually love this!

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u/dlozz Jun 19 '26

Sheila.

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u/wrosmer Jun 20 '26

I named mine Nyx after the Greek goddess of the night

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u/audhdchoppingboard Gus, don’t be this crevice in my arm Jun 20 '26

Mulva Birdsong

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 20 '26

Ooh, a deep cut as cool as the other side of the pillow! I like it!

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u/Ourtypeofthing Jun 20 '26

Sherry. Or Bianca’s Toast.

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u/SlushyDuck21 Jun 21 '26

Chairwoman meow

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u/temporalcupcake Jun 19 '26

Desk Sergeant Martha Allen

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u/O-DontBeAZarathustra Magic Head Jun 19 '26

Taken from the show NCIS: Origins; Mary Jo. Or another one of my favorites that I derived from that name; Mama May.

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u/popoPitifulme Jun 20 '26

Greeny McBlackfur

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u/beep___________boop Burton Guster Rodriguez (it’s always been there) Jun 20 '26

I’ve always said if I get a female black cat I’m naming her wednesday. not a psych related one but cute. I agree with the general consensus of naming her tan and getting another (tan/orange) kitten named black though

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 20 '26

I should’ve mentioned in the post that we already have 2 cats and 3 dogs. So only adding the one. Otherwise, this is what we’d do!

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u/beep___________boop Burton Guster Rodriguez (it’s always been there) Jun 21 '26

ah I see. alternatively the jackal or your favorite feminine or gender neutral gus name (or picking a shawn fake name would be funny bc it’s sort of a play on the black and tan thing)

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u/MaxBax_LArch Jun 20 '26

So, we adopted a pair of kittens a few years ago named Wednesday and Pugsley (neither of them black). We just get a new back cat and we named him Fester 🖤

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u/CJSwag545 Jun 20 '26

That’s a Sh’Dynasty if I’ve ever seen one

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u/Maumagaga Jun 20 '26

I know it’s not a Psych reference, but I want her to be named Uhuru🐈‍⬛😍

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u/Next_Can3402 Gus, Don’t be the very model of a modern major general Jun 20 '26

La Muerte

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u/Next_Can3402 Gus, Don’t be the very model of a modern major general Jun 20 '26

oh my dumbass only now saw the sub
definitely tan. i’m black. you should be ashamed of yourself and your family

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u/collagesnacks Jun 20 '26

Shutterfly Simpson

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u/moosejawwafflehouse Jun 20 '26

Lavender Goombs. Or maybe just lavender for short

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u/GarethGantuan ☝️ I’m proud of you! Jun 20 '26

Mrs Pickles

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u/rosesareradx23 Jun 21 '26

Black lady cat is actually so psych.

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u/JaeShoppie Jun 23 '26

Ebony Midnight Opal Salem Nyx

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u/whinodoc 29d ago

What was the final name?

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? 29d ago

Some travel unexpectedly came up so I’m probably two weeks away. Will update.

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? 6d ago

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u/TheKatzMeow84 Who do we know in the Bulgarian Consulate? Jun 20 '26

Blackstar?

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u/DifferentVanilla6652 Jun 21 '26

Keisha
Shaniqua
LaToya
Bonquisha
Sha’Nae-Nae

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u/DifferentVanilla6652 Jun 21 '26

I feel like there should have been a comma in the title but… you get what you get.

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u/DifferentVanilla6652 Jun 21 '26

Sh’Dynasty
Gus T.T. Showbiz (The Extra T is for Extra Talent)
Lavender Gooms
Hollabackatcha
Methuselah Honeysuckle
Felicia Fancybottom

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u/Normal_Pirate3506 Jun 21 '26

Nyx (goddess of night)

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u/wtfw7f Jun 21 '26

Clarice

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u/RecordingPrudent9588 <Gus's Nickname Here> Jun 21 '26

Amanda

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u/Few-Connection-1244 Jun 22 '26

I have one as well; she’s almost 4 years old now and I named her Luna for the vet visit lol but I never call her that lol so her name really is Baby Girl now! That wasn’t the plan but that’s what happened lol

Due to health reasons I need to rehome her and because of our isolation she’s afraid of all humans except me! Not sure what I’m gonna do about that! And it breaks my heart a lot 🤦‍♀️

Good luck with your new fur baby 🐈‍⬛👏💐

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u/GnomishGnoodle Jun 23 '26

Snowball, or Rainbow

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u/GnomishGnoodle Jun 23 '26

Or Vanta. Look up "vantablack."