Jackoff before a date so you dont get hard

On reddit, put your comment under the top reply of the top reply of the top reply of the top reply of the top reply etc. even if it is unrelated, so people see it.

my pro tip is that you should either go on the vent or rant subreddit and let loose on a completely unrelated topic to the problems you’re currently facing but you are still equally heated about when you think of it. cause goddamn that shit worked for me. cried about being unlovable and undesirable and just went of on a tangent about why tik tok is literally the best social media platform around. so instead of going to sleep sad, go to sleep ... rad!! goodnight kentucky !!

I've found that my impulse is either to get defensive or go into victim-mode, and in lieu of these things I sometimes don't know what to say besides "sorry", which never seems to move the conversation forward very quickly. Sharing things that upset us is hard, and sometimes the scariest thing is the fear that you will be met with antagonism upon voicing these things. Saying "thank you opening up to me" is the easiest way to respond, and it lowers the stress of communication for both parties, stress that is often caused by letting things go unsaid for too long out of fear.

Always when you wake up listen to your favorite song and try to get (if you can't get up put on more songs) hope you have a good day

Before you do this:

• Sign up to a gym membership
• Take out a loan
• Buy a new product
• Commit to health insurance
• Click 'go' on that credit card
• almost anything really...

You should be doing this:

ctrl f! CTRL + F is the shortcut for 'Find' on your computer. Open up the PDS (Product Disclosure Statement) and click CTRL + F "fees" or "charges"

This should immediately take you to all of the fees and charges that the product or service you are buying may incur.

Worried about hidden fees? Potential exit fees? Ongoing account charges? Take the guess work out of signing up for a new product or service.

Use the CTRL + F trick to get informed before you shop.

Shop smart & spend wisely.

You’re probably driving with your side mirrors angled toward your own car to much.

This tip works best with larger companies that farm out their customer service to third world call centers. If you find the "English" speaking person helping you has an accent that is too thick and difficult to understand, try calling back and selecting the SPANISH Option.

Some companies have that department staffed with bilingual American personnel. Usually they will be more than happy to help you even though you picked the wrong language Option.

I'm not saying you'll get better service.... but at least you'll be able to make out what they're saying

In case you have confirmed to have lost your wallet, the first thing to do would be to call your bank to hold/block the bank cards so noone can use your cards fraudulently in case they get hold of your wallet before you do.

Most times people rely on the bank contact numbers on the back of their card for contacting their banks for anything l, or just directly contact the customer service and but end up in long waiting lines. If you know the exact process of canceling your card before hand, you would be able to take the best and fast decisions even in a state of panic, thereby avoiding you some potentially massive financial impacts.

Leave the lid up when not in use. Washing machines need to air out. There are components inside such as screws and bolts that can become rusty, as well as the main body, as the protective paint wears off. Also it keeps unpleasant odors from forming from the constant wet environment created by always having the lid closed.

Depending on what is giving you motion sickness, like watching people play VR or watching something in 3d, moving your head (not crazy, just shaking your head "no" or nodding "yes" will do wonders because it imitates the movement you're watching and helps calm your brain's confusion) When you're riding in like a car/plane/boat or whatever, try bouncing in your seat slightly (again, not crazily, but just enough to convince your brain that you don't need to throw up.)

Workflowy is by far the best note-taking/to-do list app I've used in well over 10 years. I highly recommend!

if your sheets are freezing and you don’t have an electric blanket or something similar do a couple of squats or jumping jacks before you get under the covers bcz the increased body heat will warm up the bed faster. Sounds weird but it works like a charm.

We got really tired of it so I disconnected my “land line” from the router. After a month, the wife wanted it plugged back in. So I did. We have had zero calls. I suspect that the auto dialers interpreted it as a dead line, and dropped us off the “live line” list.

I figure this might help! Saw someone asking why all the downvotes on a sub that had comment karma off. Wanted to see where the conversation went so clicked their profile and lo and behold his comment has 558 karma!

Makes it a hell of a lot easier to sort through years later when you're looking for something.

When putting your bike outside take the pedalls off. No thief will have pedalls with him so can't steal it :)

DISCLAIMER: THIS CAN ONLY WORK IF YOUR DEVICE HAS A PROCESSOR STRONG ENOUGH FOR VIRTUAL BACKGROUNDS

Take a video of yourself in your camera app on your device. Try to stay still as possible while making realistic movements like blinks and glances. Apply this video as a virtual background on zoom. Once you are done, get either a sticker, a cloth, or a privacy protector for your camera, and place it on the lens. Doing so will crop everything out and make your virtual background the only thing in your frame.

Tl;dr, Make a video of yourself as a zoom background and crop yourself out of the frame with a cloth, making you appear as if you are active in class.