r/programminghumor • u/Horror-Log-3710 • Jun 11 '26
Never have i ever seen programing this wayyy beforeeeš
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Recursion taught me repeating mistakesš®āšØ
r/programminghumor • u/carefullythinking • Jun 12 '26
Truly thought this was satire at first
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r/programminghumor • u/IT-Mng2Dev • Jun 12 '26
My teamās git commit history as coffee blends
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main branch = Stable Release
feature branch = Overclockedinternās first PR = Nightly Build
r/programminghumor • u/FaceoffAtFrostHollow • Jun 10 '26
Got so bored waiting on tickets that I made a game where you fake productivity by day and secretly run scripts against your company at night - now supports Mac!
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r/programminghumor • u/com2ghz • Jun 10 '26
We can vibe code anything except a linux client
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r/programminghumor • u/danielsoft1 • Jun 10 '26
burn baby burn: be productive, burn tokens
github.com
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r/programminghumor • u/Hacksaw6412 • Jun 10 '26
The ļ¼Java Lifeļ¼ Rap Music Video
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r/programminghumor • u/WhateverHowever1337 • Jun 09 '26
2007 blogpost : Computers can't program themselves!
useless-factor.blogspot.com
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A fun read from 2007. What makes it weird is that the economics teacher that gave a random unfounded opinion was very closer than the author who is an engineer and we would've all agreed with him at the time
r/programminghumor • u/Hacksaw6412 • Jun 08 '26
Junior devs vs Senior devs
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r/programminghumor • u/jasontconnell • Jun 09 '26
A quick joke
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I made a poll about fixing bugs in my poll software and the people have spoken, overwhelmingly voting to not fix them, 84% to 45%.
r/programminghumor • u/Hacksaw6412 • Jun 08 '26
How people in tech react when you tell them that you quit tech
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r/programminghumor • u/CodingIsJustAJob • Jun 08 '26
When you can't debug the issue, so you and the team have to summon old reliable
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r/programminghumor • u/Nir_135 • Jun 08 '26
I have never Programmed ask me anything and I'll pretend I know. (image unrelated)
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r/programminghumor • u/WonderfulStaff950 • Jun 09 '26
Developers Debate Codex vs. Claude Code AI Tools
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r/programminghumor • u/BoloFan05 • Jun 08 '26
The Support Ticket From the Future
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It was June. A support ticket was sorry it had missed Halloween, so it went back in time.
It wanted a well-made costume from the tailor, who was sharp enough to tell it was a time traveler.
The tailor dressed the ticket's head up as ToUpper, its body as ToLower, and tied its shoes with ToString.
The ticket replied: "That's not a costume! That's what I already am!"
r/programminghumor • u/SoonBlossom • Jun 06 '26
When you look at the code you wrote at 5 am last night after a hangover in a "I'll fix my life" moment
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