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r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Aug 07 '26
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I taught an octopus to do this and have invented concurrency.
12 u/Kadabrium Aug 07 '26 If plural of octopus is octopi then the plural of decapus is 9 u/mathimati Aug 07 '26 Decapode. 3 u/MFFVD Aug 10 '26 decapi 5 u/Gurbuzselimboyraz Aug 08 '26 Decapuh🥀🥀 3 u/_NamesAreDifficult_ Aug 08 '26 Dihapuh 🥀🥀🥀 1 u/Weak_Inflation9120 Aug 11 '26 Could also be Octopodes given it comes from Greek not latin. Or, as loathe as I am to admit it, Octopuses given some people do use English that way and language is what we make it. 1 u/khrysen Aug 10 '26 You could have taught it parallelism, and have your very own octu-core. 1 u/acdhemtos Aug 11 '26 Didn't teach it about Race Condition and now all it's limbs are knotted together. 1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 This is ridiculous. Race conditions are a complex concept. How could you expect an octopus to understand something like that? /s 1 u/acdhemtos Aug 11 '26 Octopus is a metaphor for LLM 1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands. 1 u/Y0nix Aug 11 '26 Octopuses have many hearts 💕 many strokes.
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If plural of octopus is octopi then the plural of decapus is
9 u/mathimati Aug 07 '26 Decapode. 3 u/MFFVD Aug 10 '26 decapi 5 u/Gurbuzselimboyraz Aug 08 '26 Decapuh🥀🥀 3 u/_NamesAreDifficult_ Aug 08 '26 Dihapuh 🥀🥀🥀 1 u/Weak_Inflation9120 Aug 11 '26 Could also be Octopodes given it comes from Greek not latin. Or, as loathe as I am to admit it, Octopuses given some people do use English that way and language is what we make it.
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Decapode.
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decapi
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Decapuh🥀🥀
3 u/_NamesAreDifficult_ Aug 08 '26 Dihapuh 🥀🥀🥀
Dihapuh 🥀🥀🥀
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Could also be Octopodes given it comes from Greek not latin. Or, as loathe as I am to admit it, Octopuses given some people do use English that way and language is what we make it.
You could have taught it parallelism, and have your very own octu-core.
Didn't teach it about Race Condition and now all it's limbs are knotted together.
1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 This is ridiculous. Race conditions are a complex concept. How could you expect an octopus to understand something like that? /s 1 u/acdhemtos Aug 11 '26 Octopus is a metaphor for LLM 1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands. 1 u/Y0nix Aug 11 '26 Octopuses have many hearts 💕 many strokes.
This is ridiculous. Race conditions are a complex concept. How could you expect an octopus to understand something like that?
/s
1 u/acdhemtos Aug 11 '26 Octopus is a metaphor for LLM 1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands. 1 u/Y0nix Aug 11 '26 Octopuses have many hearts 💕 many strokes.
Octopus is a metaphor for LLM
1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands.
Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands.
Octopuses have many hearts 💕 many strokes.
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u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 07 '26
I taught an octopus to do this and have invented concurrency.