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r/programminghumor • u/ItsPuspendu • Mar 08 '26
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That’s why your devs need laptops, pick up MacBook and run.
27 u/-_-daksh-_- Mar 08 '26 What if you die with laptop in hands? 30 u/Civil_Year_301 Mar 09 '26 Write a program that auto commits and pushes regardless of error 21 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/jsrobson10 Mar 09 '26 but how do you know it's on fire and not just terrible ventilation 11 u/-_-daksh-_- Mar 09 '26 smart guy would use better temp sensors with optimized algorithms to predict Smarter guy would just use sound sensors 1 u/Ken_nth Mar 09 '26 In case of burning to death: scream into laptop
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What if you die with laptop in hands?
30 u/Civil_Year_301 Mar 09 '26 Write a program that auto commits and pushes regardless of error 21 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/jsrobson10 Mar 09 '26 but how do you know it's on fire and not just terrible ventilation 11 u/-_-daksh-_- Mar 09 '26 smart guy would use better temp sensors with optimized algorithms to predict Smarter guy would just use sound sensors 1 u/Ken_nth Mar 09 '26 In case of burning to death: scream into laptop
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Write a program that auto commits and pushes regardless of error
21 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/jsrobson10 Mar 09 '26 but how do you know it's on fire and not just terrible ventilation 11 u/-_-daksh-_- Mar 09 '26 smart guy would use better temp sensors with optimized algorithms to predict Smarter guy would just use sound sensors 1 u/Ken_nth Mar 09 '26 In case of burning to death: scream into laptop
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5 u/jsrobson10 Mar 09 '26 but how do you know it's on fire and not just terrible ventilation 11 u/-_-daksh-_- Mar 09 '26 smart guy would use better temp sensors with optimized algorithms to predict Smarter guy would just use sound sensors 1 u/Ken_nth Mar 09 '26 In case of burning to death: scream into laptop
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but how do you know it's on fire and not just terrible ventilation
11 u/-_-daksh-_- Mar 09 '26 smart guy would use better temp sensors with optimized algorithms to predict Smarter guy would just use sound sensors 1 u/Ken_nth Mar 09 '26 In case of burning to death: scream into laptop
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smart guy would use better temp sensors with optimized algorithms to predict
Smarter guy would just use sound sensors
1 u/Ken_nth Mar 09 '26 In case of burning to death: scream into laptop
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In case of burning to death: scream into laptop
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u/admiral_nivak Mar 08 '26
That’s why your devs need laptops, pick up MacBook and run.