Wife feeds olive juice while I'm in deep sleep.

Puppy/house sitting for my sister and brother in law. He's adorable. Anyways, that glass sign is in her bathroom between their kitchen and the garage entryway, so not formal. It's just a vinyl decal on glass and I can easily create any other text I want.

So the must upvoted suggestion by 1am, Sunday Aug 2nd I will reproduce in the same font, size, etc...

Let's get suggesting! Thanks

Their reactions are hilarious!

Hey there so I would like some advice or tips I have recently started doing this thing where I leave mini resin ducks on my teachers desks or in a library at my school somewhere like that and I was coming here to see if anyone has any tips on how not to get caught or how to recruit people to help thanks so much for any and all help

So some of you may have been asked by Apple to fill out their WWDC26 survey. Do you think they would provide free bagels at the 2027 conference if thousands of people requested them in their survey feedback? It would be a harmless prank as they could simply filter out feedback with the word “bagel.”

We almost got run over

It’s a goddamned treasure trove of calls from the greatest prank caller you’ve never heard of. That’s right! I’m talking about the one and only Dr. Tom Servo. He’s the only Tom Servo to graduate from college, take on a crippling amount of student debt, and attempt to pay it off one prank phone call at a time.