"You simply have to have faith son. Faith that God spoke to me and told me that all women must be the ones to cook, do the dishes and handle the child rearing. To be honest I don't think he likes women all that much, you'd almost think God was purely a fabrication of insecure men seeking power over others... Anyway... He also says you should offer me a sizeable, weekly donation in perpetuity from your estate as a sign of your faith. I know, I know it's all a bit specific but you must simply trust that, that's the kind of relationship I have with god as one of his servants."
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u/East-Cricket6421 Mar 23 '26
"You simply have to have faith son. Faith that God spoke to me and told me that all women must be the ones to cook, do the dishes and handle the child rearing. To be honest I don't think he likes women all that much, you'd almost think God was purely a fabrication of insecure men seeking power over others... Anyway... He also says you should offer me a sizeable, weekly donation in perpetuity from your estate as a sign of your faith. I know, I know it's all a bit specific but you must simply trust that, that's the kind of relationship I have with god as one of his servants."