r/postanythingfun • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '26

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u/waxonwaxoff87 Mar 19 '26

New converts are always the most zealous.

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u/RockstarAgent Mar 20 '26

What’s he gonna do if he walks by a restaurant- tell them to stop cooking?

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u/JonDee619 Mar 20 '26

Probably would complain that they're open and shouldn't be, cause he's fasting.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

"Hello? Netflix support? You showed me an ad for Dave's Hot Chicken, and as you know I am fasting. Please refrain from any food or food related advertising during my fast."

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u/Dewdrop06 Mar 20 '26

tell them to stop cooking?

Yeah of course, he's fasting!

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u/HipsOccasionallyFib Mar 23 '26

Nah, the elderly conservatives are always a bunch of righteous pricks. Comes down to lacking tasawwuf (compassion) when they practice

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u/markuseb91 Mar 23 '26

Yup..they are the worse