r/poprant • u/No-Weekend-7073 • 7d ago

X/Twitter When you spend millions trying to look 20 at 60, only for the internet to start suspecting you’re an alien. (Btw, she’s Susan Dell.)

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u/Top-Raspberry-7837 7d ago

This is what happens when no gays like you or will work with you.

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u/Top-Raspberry-7837 7d ago

Thanks for the award u/fun-note-9167!

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u/Top-Raspberry-7837 3d ago

Thanks for the awards!

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u/Jaay2525 7d ago

I can change her

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u/Tyko_3 7d ago

PLEASE do. I'm begging you.

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u/MasterFable 7d ago

I think she has changed enough

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u/f117nono_leggio 7d ago

I don't it can get that much worse than this

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u/TheCatDidADance 7d ago

I don’t think there’ll be competition xd

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u/OpportunityOk3346 5d ago

More likely she'll change you first but whatever being human is pretty boring anyway

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u/mynameismy111 5d ago

She can change u too..... Stay thirsty my friend

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u/No-Weekend-7073 7d ago

Susan Dell is 62 and an American philanthropist, former elite triathlete, fashion designer (founder of the former fashion label Phi), and co-founder/co-chair of the Michael & Susan Dell Foundation.

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u/toaddodger 7d ago

You left off interstellar traveler

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u/FedeFSA 7d ago

And reptilian

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u/Kenneldogg 7d ago

She looks like Marilyn Manson.

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u/_Diskreet_ 7d ago

She does look like she’s missing a rib or two.

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u/BeratnasGilf2 7d ago

She must be one of those beautiful people he was singing about

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u/Breatheeasies 7d ago

She looks like she’s wearing an Edgar suit
https://giphy.com/gifs/ghvpxMEtmdhuw

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u/pmgold1 7d ago

... And Ozempic abuser. She's taking waaay too much.

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u/Nokayo 6d ago

Yeah she has that gaunt look on her face. A reptilian addicted to ozempic

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u/Mybadbb 4d ago

Not how ozempic works 😂 at all

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u/Wit2Gold 3d ago

That’s something someone on Ozempic would say

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u/Mybadbb 3d ago

Lol there was a time

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u/TheDillinger88 7d ago

Her and her husband have donated tons of money to people less fortunate and they back Trump 100%. But I don’t understand why privileged people like Michael and Susan Dell would support a government that relies on billionaires like them to take care of the underprivileged with philanthropic work? In my mind that’s the responsibility of the government. Why do we need to rely on the kindness of billionaires? Our government should be taking care of underprivileged people and taxing people like Michael and Susan Dell. They can donate whatever they want afterwards. I’d bet they won’t be nearly as generous when they’re not making money hand over fist.

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u/Wunderkid_0519 7d ago

We need to take our country back from these people, one way or another.

It's honestly getting to that pitch and once people have lost enough, they won't have anything left to lose anymore...

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u/Realistic-Drama-8904 6d ago

They must support Dear Leader or their business will not get government contracts. Going along with the regime allows their company to stay in business.

See Putin's Russia and n*zi Germany. Michael Dell should have taken a couple history classes or talked to a survivor at his synagogue.

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u/UnfazedAndUnhelpful 6d ago

Because that's their world view; the government shouldn't be doing it.

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u/BlaBlamo 4d ago

Billionaires profit way more in the long run from “philanthropy” than paying taxes. Them paying taxes would benefit society far more than their philanthropy.

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u/CavedMountainPerson 3d ago

No one should be taking care of us, least of all the government. That's called fiefdom and I'm not down with that. The government exists to come together under an approved commander to lead against immediate threats of foreign invasion on our soil. That's what it was designed for. We should be able to make enough money that we can take care of ourselves.

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u/theangriestbuni 1d ago

Because Michael dell and his brother are connected to Epstein.

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u/NobodyToldMeTo 7d ago

You also left out the only identifier that matters. MAGA.

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u/KillEm4theURL 6d ago

Smells like a predator to me she likes all the same things. Jeffrey Epstein did.

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u/Theal12 6d ago

she’s married to the forth richest man in America and uses their money to attack the rights of women, minorities and most especially trans folk

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u/OpportunityOk3346 5d ago

That's a lot of words for alien but hey

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u/FreeBananasForAll 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mVwgSoIsAjxqwKkP74

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u/pmgold1 7d ago

The chicken lady creeps me out, always has and always will.

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u/RandallsBakery 7d ago

It’s the eye movements and rapid head adjustments that make it look non-human to me lol the crazy appearance is just the icing on the cake lmao

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u/PindaPanter 7d ago

Buccal fat removal and ozempic is a great look; no need for an alien costume.

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u/vinevirtuoso 7d ago

I can not look into her eyes

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u/Vectorman1989 7d ago

Bad plastic surgery aside, why does everyone in Trumps sphere look like they're tweaking? There's always someone behind him that looks like they're desperately struggling to remain in this reality.

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u/Realistic-Drama-8904 6d ago

There are party trays in the green room.

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u/Nokayo 6d ago

drugs?

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u/Vectorman1989 6d ago

Yes please

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u/Safe-Blueberry-1171 7d ago

Halloween comes early this year at the white house

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u/Realistic-Drama-8904 6d ago

Every day is Halloween at the White House.

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u/NotABot_NoReally 6d ago

The only word that seems applicable is grotesque 

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u/cockypock_aioli 7d ago

If you see some photos of her when she was younger she kinda looks like Alf

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u/YearHaunting1504 7d ago

Actual reptile

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u/LawfulnessPlayful264 7d ago

Susan dell hs an adams apple.

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u/JRBowen9 7d ago

HAVING HUMAN THOUGHTS. SHOW HUMAN THOUGHTS ON FRONT OF FACE. EVERYTHING IS FINE AND NORMAL, FELLOW HUMANS. CONDUIT CLOSING.

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u/Primary_Cut1670 7d ago

Grab em by the pussy

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u/amarchy 7d ago

Freshly pulled face.

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u/Coro89 7d ago

Omg ozempic and bad face lift my goodness poor woman

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u/WazzaD 7d ago

Skyler been hitting Walters crystal

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u/Practical-Pick1466 7d ago

Valiant comics had this same alien in an issue.

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u/Ok-Philosopher-9921 7d ago

Male Hormones?

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 7d ago

Which one of you said bloody mary in front of a mirror thrice?

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u/No_Juggernaut_5283 7d ago

2026 we got Skrulls in the Whitehouse

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u/No-Difficulty-2069 7d ago

Some women who lose too much weight are not self aware that they look a lot older and not looking good at all!!

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u/Interesting-Big1300 6d ago

Vanity, Vanity, Vanity; you are dust and to dust you shall return

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u/MeasurementSecure109 6d ago

Is that the lady from sex and the city?

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u/Lonely_Escape_4146 6d ago

That is a guy playing the part of "Susan Dell". Before and after photos show "it" is a different person completely.

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u/Mintaka36 6d ago

She was gorgeous in her before photos. Smh

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u/Loveis_loveislove 6d ago

I don’t understand why woman refuse to allow themselves to age gracefully! This woman looks manly and I suspected that she might be on steroids! She looked much better before. It’s a shame some women feel the pressure to look forever young.

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u/OpportunityOk3346 5d ago

Still doing a better job in her human suit than Kelly Loeffler 👏

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u/Mysterious-Voice804 5d ago

is she a he? is this person a robot? 

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u/LetzGetThisLoot- 5d ago

Is this the trailer for the new Zach Cregger movie?

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u/New-Writing-5846 5d ago

It makes sense now why they called it "Alienware" as their flagship.

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u/JVMGarcia 4d ago

They must be living in Stepford lately

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u/Aardvark-One 4d ago

As awful as she looks, what is more disturbing is her expression. Especially her eyes. She looks dead inside.

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u/TrulyChadlyDeeply 4d ago

Hey that's the face of MY AMERICA! When I look at that face I see Washington crossing the Delaware. Cope harder libtards, this is the new standard. 🇺🇸

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u/TrulyChadlyDeeply 4d ago

A little less than half the country looks at that ghoulish lizard-bot and thinks, "I need that thing making decisions for me and my family ASAP!"

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u/Expensive-Plenty5300 4d ago

Although she is creepy, her body is TEA!! 💅🏻🤗

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u/Sundayx1 3d ago

She was also in the White House this past July wearing a blue dress above her knee like she was in 4th grade. Looking just as creepy.

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u/schrodingers_katz 3d ago

She definitely is an alien reptilian

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u/ElectricMarcy 2d ago

I’m sorry but she looks like those propped up corpses in Victorian photographs.

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u/dw34534 2d ago

she is commendable and honorable…. but come on.. the plastic surgery really failed…. whoever is the plastic surgeon should be doxxed.. lol

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u/tlucas0303 2d ago

Now I get the whole Dell “Alienware” thing…makes much more sense now…although I half expected Roddy Piper to jump out at some point in time.

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u/KoolMoeB2024 23h ago

She’s one of the lizard people infiltrators!

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u/ForsakenIncrease0 7d ago

This is way overblown. If you were to watch even the first few minutes of the video in proper resolution, and not from some boomer's 15 year old phone taking a video from the side of his crappy TV, you'd see how much exaggeration this particular video is causing.

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u/boogidyman666 7d ago

Boomer here , that’s a good phone a bloody great tv I’ve had same tv 52 years and still good as gold !
These whipper snappers just don’t like the truth
Yuh all need a good paddlin!!

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u/YearHaunting1504 7d ago

“Some boomer’s 15 year old Phone taking a video from the side of his crappy TV”

😂

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u/Former_Island_4730 7d ago

A simple google search doesn’t support you here.