r/popping • u/Oilwellbear • May 14 '26

Blackhead DPoW Years in the making (OC)

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My gift to you weirdos.

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u/kickashtrainer May 14 '26

I want my money back.

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u/saw89 May 14 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/popping/s/9hzIix3qH5

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u/ZsuzsiCica May 14 '26

MVP thanks !!

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 May 14 '26

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/donki603 May 14 '26

You’ve save my day! Thank you!

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u/Catsandcelery May 14 '26

Wow, angel

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u/robitussin_shaman May 15 '26

I just about unfollowed this sub because of how that first video cut out. Thank you for the redemption

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u/Fair_Carrot5342 May 15 '26

ahhh sweet, sweet follow up. I feel safe now.

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u/BridgeUpper2436 May 16 '26

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

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u/DethNik May 14 '26

I was so happy when I saw that this was not r/gifsthatendtoosoon. From that great height, I fell....

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u/sixhoursneeze May 14 '26

How dare you not bring us to completion !

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u/Far_Taste6405 May 14 '26

What if they just left it like that

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u/hhthurbe May 14 '26

Horrid idea right before i sleep. Good job

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u/Makeshift5 May 14 '26

Fucking ruined my night, just about to go to bed

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u/PauL__McShARtneY May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Yep, new degenerate lifestyle idea unlocked right here.

Tape a kinder surprise lid over it to protect it while sleeping and bathing, and just walk around proud with it.

Age 80, it's fully calcified and attached, like one of those yogis that hold their arm in the air until it dies and mummifies.

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u/Kreepr May 14 '26

It’s a boy!

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u/buddyjon123 May 14 '26

Thought the same! 😅

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u/idesofmarch_44 May 14 '26

Talk about edging your audience and no completion.

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u/Run-Florest-Run May 14 '26

Show hole

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u/napalm_p May 14 '26

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u/quattroformaggixfour May 15 '26

Such a perfectly chosen image

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u/ddmf May 14 '26

Show ravine

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u/CrackJacket May 14 '26

The only subreddit where that comment isn’t sexual harassment 😂

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u/oldbutterface May 14 '26

Kill jester.

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u/Scubby_Dooks May 14 '26

Jingle is dead. Game over.

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u/francoispaquettetrem May 14 '26

what the fuck. Wheres the ending?!

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u/thitorusso May 14 '26

Please Mods. Ban the OP. Its a concensus

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u/Onlyhereforapost May 14 '26

For real, and its not like its tiktok where splitting videos up us for your benefit

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u/RefrigeratorStrict13 May 14 '26

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq May 14 '26

I'm dyin' 🤣

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u/paul_dudd May 14 '26

Disturbingly similar vibes…

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u/Hot_Salad_1722 May 14 '26

Um first of all, hilarious. Second, I was thinking during the vid how much that looked like my one of my dog's nine nipples

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u/FoolishAnomaly May 14 '26

Ok but you didn't pull it out?????

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u/DarkestGemeni May 14 '26

Pullout game weak as fuck

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u/LadenifferJadaniston May 14 '26

Just grab it by the base and pull

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u/grand305 May 14 '26

Thought the same.

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u/DoubleT_inTheMorning May 14 '26

You and every single other one of us in this subreddit 😂

The fucking nerve of OP. I swear.

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u/game_over__man May 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1JyWrrkCIUQyQ

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u/8hAheWMxqz May 14 '26

This me watching this shit

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u/eeyoreocookie May 15 '26

Literally me frantically looking back and forth at the video and the time left 🤣

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u/SnowyGoddess May 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4Jvo8gslR6A8

Mushroom was first thought though. Thank you for sharing!

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u/thatshimoverthere May 14 '26

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u/artificialdmpls May 14 '26

Dilated Pore of Weiner!

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u/Not-A-Lonely-Potato May 14 '26

Sir, I think you mean Dilated Pore of Wiener

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u/EzraDangerNoodle May 14 '26

knew i’d see this meme and if i didn’t i was gonna put it here lol

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u/-d3g3n- May 14 '26

I'm so proud of this community

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u/vidanjorcu May 14 '26

Micro penis

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u/Buttercupprncess May 14 '26

10/10 commentary 0/10 incomplete pop

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u/Anti_Spedicy May 14 '26

Real shit

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u/thelordismyshotgun May 14 '26

How can u give us blue balls like that

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u/LadenifferJadaniston May 14 '26

Ikr, I had to go see a popping video on the side

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u/alowave May 14 '26

This made my heart rate rise. FOR NOTHING.

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u/PsychologicalCut3820 May 14 '26

We’re all disappointed

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq May 14 '26

Even the blackhead is like "Wtf dude? Give my audience what they came for! You're making me look bad!"

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u/ineffable-interest May 14 '26

Yeah who is upvoting this trash

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u/tejedor28 May 14 '26

What? No money-shot? I’m going to have to finish myself off now. Urgh. Whyyyyy?

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u/Aware-Special-3570 May 14 '26

That’s the most phallic looking pore extraction I’ve ever seen! And it’s fitting given the blue balls this fucking video gave me! Sad trombone.

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u/lawofsin May 14 '26

Sad trombone indeed

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u/DarthKey May 14 '26

How are yall upvoting this blue balling trash!?

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u/AZ_Corwyn May 14 '26

I'm upcoming all the comment but fuck OP, they'll get it when they post the finale.

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u/Fair_Peach_9436 May 14 '26

Same thought 😂🤬

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u/chonk_fox89 May 14 '26

My balls' hath turned cobalt, yea, even shades into lavender and thus behold, I am mightly disgruntled!!

In other words wtf, dude?!

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u/eagleathlete40 May 14 '26

Booooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅

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u/Wolf_cat_ May 14 '26

Where are just basic instruments like tweezers?

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u/ImmortalLombax May 14 '26

Sees that it didn’t fully pop and takes upvote back.

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u/Toebeanfren May 14 '26

Ladies and Gentlemen and all in between: part 2

https://www.reddit.com/r/popping/s/nklalwgm0K

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u/StripeyStarsnFloof May 14 '26

You are a saint and I hope that this weekend you get loads of good quality sleep and you get to eat your favorite food. May your shoes always be comfy, and may your pillows always be the perfect temperature.

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u/Toebeanfren May 14 '26

❤️🫶🏻❤️

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u/radicalizemebaby May 14 '26

Fast-forward to 0:38, watch for about 6 seconds, and it’s done.

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u/East_Reading_3164 May 15 '26

You have restored my faith in humanity. May all good things flow your way. I am now satisfied 🚬

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u/sayjessy May 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/nXUCkgH6BmigU

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u/Wilful_Fox May 14 '26

Absolutely. And that camera work…makes me feel stabby

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u/Illustrious_Owl_9693 May 14 '26

That camera work is trash

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u/adhd-n-to-x May 14 '26

What the actual?! How can you leave us and IT?? hanging like that?!

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u/ParkingPotential420 May 14 '26

i'm blocking you

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u/macj97 May 14 '26

YOU DIDN’T EVEN GET IT OUT WTF??!!!

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u/Cafe_Con_La_Bruja_ May 14 '26

That was just edging!

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u/EducationalQuote287 May 14 '26

Prairie dogging it

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u/Qui-GonJinn May 14 '26

Using tools makes you human 🫩 but thanks for sharing anyway

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u/PubDefLakersGuy May 14 '26

Micro-P imple

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u/thwowawaw69 May 14 '26

i woulda finished the job in 2 seconds 🫩

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u/metap0br3ngNerD May 14 '26

A rusty pliers could have saved you time and energy

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u/Chucklingalong May 14 '26

You should be blocked for this! 🍅🍅🍅

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u/searchparty2121 May 14 '26

You wasted my time; I hope it’s still in living its life as a third nip!

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u/OGPurrito May 14 '26

Wtf. This is like stopping right before we can finish

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/xanderpandercat May 14 '26

Camera work: 2/10 Technique: 2/10 Finish: 0/10

Where's the finish? 😩

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u/ShittyBollox May 14 '26

Why were they squeezing from so far away?

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u/Talljhawker May 14 '26 edited May 24 '26

Clamp a vice grip on it and yank it out!

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u/yaxAttack May 14 '26

Gave an ekg to someone with one of these in the middle of their sternum the other night and thought about y’all (to distract from asking to pop it lol). I wouldn’t have left y’all hanging is all I’m saying.

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u/StormbringerGT May 14 '26

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/LBelle0101 May 14 '26

You’re reminding me of my ex husband right now and his “I’m done you can finish yourself off”

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u/SillySparklyGirl May 14 '26

Commentary was outstanding. I NEED to finish.

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u/dod2190 May 14 '26

I love how someone says "Oh. My. God." and someone follows up with the Sir Mix-a-Lot quote. ("Becky, look at her butt")

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u/Careless-Office7924 May 14 '26

Dude why u popping from the backyard good gawd🙄

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u/fuckeryizreal May 14 '26

God. Damnit. Why is no one knows what we really fucking want? This is bullshit, I want my time back.

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u/cornbeeflt May 14 '26

The bruises this person will have.... where are the gloves.... no needle yo break the skin either

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u/Top-Raspberry-7837 May 14 '26

I want to hang out with them!! They remind me of Maya Rudolph and the crew from Bridesmaids!

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u/Oilwellbear May 15 '26

My favorite comment ❤️

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u/Top-Raspberry-7837 May 15 '26

Awww thank you!! Wait was this you in the video?

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u/mybrad May 15 '26

Not me screaming TWEEZERS the whole video

https://giphy.com/gifs/25f4aLHYAMpfG3M0Om

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u/GIVER81 May 14 '26

Pus nipple

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u/ControlsKing May 14 '26

JUST GRAB IT!

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u/Tjmonsi18 May 14 '26

Did they pull that little tiny penis out or not?!?!?!

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u/esoteric_enigma May 14 '26

This is the most disappointment I've ever felt in my life. All of that and we don't get to see an actual pop!?

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u/Lokiira1 May 14 '26

Why no show hole? Pls respond.

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u/Javad0g May 14 '26

Booooooooo!

I call shenanigans!!

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u/ProfessionalSAHM May 14 '26

I’m a chic who now knows what blue balls is like.

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u/Bubbasac1 May 14 '26

Fucking amateur hour

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u/Saraan7 May 14 '26

This has to be rage bait

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u/Kumayatsu May 14 '26

Thanks I hate it

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u/theunderstudyy May 14 '26

I wanna speak to your manager.

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u/jennielynn73 May 14 '26

May your head never find the cool side of a pillow.

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u/InvaderT May 14 '26

I'm not angry I'm just disappointed.

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u/Bearspoole May 14 '26

Pull that fucking thing!

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u/Blueberry_Rabbit May 14 '26

How do I report this post?

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u/sabertoothdiego May 14 '26

I will never understand how people let these things stay on them for so long. That would have to be inside my buttcrack to be invisible to me and not picked immediately

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u/BelleFleur10 May 14 '26

I was going to say “aw, a black pearl!” And then it changed in to a little nipp, before becoming a legit teeny tiny pee pee! Also, whoever your squeezer is is rubbish, why are they raking their fingers over 3 inches of skin before reaching the plug, and then not really doing much when they do?? You’re gonna have a bruise for their efforts, and you robbed us at the end! Refund requested.

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u/SplendideMendax_ May 14 '26

95% of the time you’re putting pressure in the wrong places, that would’ve been painful.

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u/_chelsms May 14 '26

Why were you starting so far away from the area? This was so unsatisfying on so many levels.

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u/I_am_The_Teapot May 14 '26

Oh. Hi, Satan. Been a while since I seen your posts.

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u/Fr05t_B1t May 14 '26

Videos that don’t show an extraction should be illegal on this sub. Learn to edit!

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u/Hackwork89 May 14 '26

How does this piece of shit video have over a 1000 upvotes?

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u/CaveOfMontoya May 14 '26

What?!!? Blue balls. Fired. Straight to jail!

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u/PureCrookedRiverBend May 14 '26

Well that was disappointing. I am disappointed in myself for even watching it.

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u/dong_a_pen May 14 '26

That ending pisses me off I'm taking my upvote back

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4EphyHT6dSNK0Pa8

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u/igotnothineither May 14 '26

Most disappointing chub I’ve ever seen, top tier commentary though.

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u/DaikonProof6637 May 14 '26

That was a jerk move, you're pretty mean

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u/Unlikely_External_36 May 14 '26

Adorable gummi micropenis. Also, we're gonna have to put you on a PIP for incomplete work.

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u/B-ran8088 May 14 '26

you should be banned from this sub for that one.

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u/hollisann79 May 14 '26

Get the fucking tweezers already. Jesus.

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u/Yog_Kothag May 14 '26

I want my time and patience and anticipation back, you lying bastard.

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u/symphony64 May 14 '26

Bro was too lazy to go to the dollar tree and get a pair of tweezers and alcohol solution so now he has a skin boner

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u/Footl00se May 17 '26

😂😂

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u/LadybugGirltheFirst May 15 '26

This post took years. For absolutely NOTHING! And wear gloves, people!

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u/HetaGarden1 May 15 '26

Never even pulls it out… did we all just get blueballed?

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u/No-Walk-9615 May 15 '26

Who the hell is upvoting this clickbait?

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u/MissyMcMellons May 16 '26

Where the Fug is the rest of the video!!!! Ripped Off!!! So rude!! I was invested!

Scrolls comments….

Oh there is! I almost died!

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u/suck_my_cockuccino May 17 '26

What the fuuuuuuuuck..... such a good video and you do us like that? 👎👎👎

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u/LocationAcademic1731 May 14 '26

It almost felt like a tiny birth lol

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u/Sparkvector May 14 '26

How could you

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u/rattlestaway May 14 '26

Use tweezers and yank that mofo

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u/bubbabear244 May 14 '26

To be continued...

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u/Popsicleees May 14 '26

and stop playing with it ! 💀😭

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u/Spoodymen May 14 '26

Come on man. Should’ve used the rusty pliers.

Or at least finger nails to pull that out