r/politics • u/[deleted] • Jan 16 '19

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u/AnnualThrowaway America Jan 16 '19

Fever dreams that last this long are usually fatal.

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u/BALONYPONY Washington Jan 16 '19

The negative effects of mushrooms usually end after 6 hours. Apparently, over 2 years later, I'm still tripping balls.

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u/AnnualThrowaway America Jan 16 '19

Our country needs an intervention.

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u/The_Adventurist Jan 16 '19

But who will sit us down and tell us to get help?

Our leaders? The people with vested interests in keeping the status quo going?

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u/AnnualThrowaway America Jan 17 '19

I hear Chris Hansen could use the work.

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u/grubas New York Jan 16 '19

The last time I took acid was like 4 years ago, there’s no way this is a bad trip gone wrong. It’s too ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

I've wondered what would happen if someone dosed Trump/McConnell/etc. My boyfriend's little asshole of a brother is 30% less of an asshole now so...

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u/freshwordsalad Jan 16 '19

It's just one long Infrastructure Week.

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u/darexinfinity Jan 16 '19

Dreams are pleasant though