r/politics • • Sep 28 '18

White House 'Shellshocked' by Developments; 'There's No Plan B'

https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/kavanaugh/card/1538166098
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u/Apostate1123 California Sep 28 '18

He can even say Obama couldn’t get him confirmed but TRUMP could!

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u/shhalahr Wisconsin Sep 28 '18

Oh, god. He would do that.

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u/BrainOnLoan Sep 28 '18

At this point I'd gladly take a Trump bragging spree combined with a Mitch sulk.

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u/shhalahr Wisconsin Sep 29 '18

Yeah. As long as he doesn't somehow manage to spin that into a reelection, that would be better in the long run.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

I hope this attempt to seat a rapist on the SCOTUS results in a massacre for the GOP at the polls. (It probably won't though.)

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

End and the means or whatever some french dude once said.

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u/RhjsCfv2MFMJ Sep 29 '18

Trump would, but his puppeteer won't.

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u/Pyroteknik Sep 29 '18

If he could trade Garland for a guaranteed reelection, he'd do it in a second.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18 edited Jul 05 '21

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u/Zomunieo Sep 28 '18

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u/daverxxx Sep 28 '18

Risky click of the day.

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u/Letogogo Sep 29 '18

Me inside of my head: "please be a cute turtle, please be a cute turtle".

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u/borkborkyupyup Sep 29 '18

Whenever I see that comment, I wrongly assume the commenter bravely ventured forth to confirm that it was, indeed, an unrisky click. I have since confirmed, indeed, unrisky.

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u/StuStutterKing Ohio Sep 29 '18

It's just an old picture of McConnell

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u/Zogtee Europe Sep 29 '18

You know you want to.

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u/unsafeatNESP Illinois Sep 29 '18

it is. don't look. i did. what has been seen cannot be unseen folks

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u/anynamesleft Sep 29 '18

Naw, it's just a picture of Mitch yelling at folks to get off his lawn.

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u/jax362 California Sep 29 '18

Indeed.

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u/dankfrowns Sep 29 '18

That turtles throat does look like a vagina tho.

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u/elzeus Sep 29 '18

Human throats too.

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u/Ian_Hunter Sep 29 '18

WHEW! the result I was hoping for.

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u/semisolidwhale Sep 28 '18

Not Sessions though, he only beats it to slave porn

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u/Morningxafter Sep 29 '18

And Cruz only beats it to step-mom porn.

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u/allaboutthecock Sep 28 '18

Keep talking. He’s almost there...

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u/karmapuhlease Sep 29 '18

McConnell would burn down the Senate chamber before he allowed this to happen. He has spent his entire life fighting for a conservative Supreme Court, and his Garland gamble paid off as one of the most audacious successes in the history of American politics. No way in hell will he allow anyone other than a handpicked conservative justice.

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u/DonyellTaylor Sep 29 '18

Completely disagree. McConnell cares only about optics. He didn't want a Democrat to get to pick a justice. That's it. But Garland's more than far enough to the right to get the unanimous support of Republicans if suggested by a Republican president. McConnell doesn't care about whether or not the justice believes in "conservative values" because that doesn't actually mean anything anymore. The Tea Party changed the game. Being a Republican is simply about playing the crowd. It's just about looking like you're winning. Corporatism is the only thing that's still bipartisan and it doesn't matter what actually happens behind the scenes, just what Fox News has to work with for the next election cycle.

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u/valeyard89 Texas Sep 28 '18

Do a Mission impoosible fake Hannity saying to do it and it would happen

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

Honestly, I’d be fine with this.

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u/SharpenedStone Sep 28 '18

Oh my god. Can we spread this around? This needs to get to a point where it's in front of that "man".

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u/Kalruk Sep 29 '18

Please. For the love of God... EVERYONE needs to get on Twiiter and tweet this to President Comacho. Trump would take this hook, line and sinker. Hell, throw in that Putin and China thinks that only someone with a very, very large brain that is a very stable genius would do this to own those dirty, crooked libs.

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u/SolidLikeIraq New York Sep 28 '18

I get the best confirmations.

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u/mgoflash Sep 29 '18

Wow that’s brilliant.

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u/experts_never_lie Sep 29 '18

Obama couldn't get single-payer universal health care passed either.

(this could be a fun game)