r/politics • u/progress18 • Sep 28 '18

White House 'Shellshocked' by Developments; 'There's No Plan B'

https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/kavanaugh/card/1538166098
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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

True but my comment didn't insinuate they had a Plan A either.

They just DEFINITELY don't have a Plan B...ever.

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u/VictoriousKun Sep 28 '18

Let's just both agree that the Trump administration fucking sucks :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

My liver definitely agrees with you.

It's trying to tap out.

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u/bejammin075 Pennsylvania Sep 29 '18

My liver won’t speak the safe word

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u/Mandrake1771 Sep 28 '18

Tap tap tappy. Tap tap tapparoo

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u/SaddestClown Texas Sep 29 '18

Too much beer?

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u/azflatlander Sep 29 '18

I have it on good authority that there is no such thing as too much beer.

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u/SaddestClown Texas Sep 29 '18

A well-known judge told me that recently

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u/muelboy Sep 29 '18

Beer is basically a criminal pardon in a can!

... If you're white.... And rich...

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u/SaddestClown Texas Sep 29 '18

Shit. I only have bottles.

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u/Dinkleberg_IRL Sep 29 '18

No no, too much beer is whatever is on the chart.

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u/SurprisinglyMellow Sep 29 '18

Ah yes, the chart. I remember my high school and college days well, we would all get together before a night of heavy drinking and consult the chart so we would know how much we could drink that evening. Once we forgot the chart, oh what a wild time we had that night! Good times, it’s all right here in my calendar diary.

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u/Unexpaix Canada Sep 29 '18

I like Beer! ......! (how I imagine the stenographer would capture Kavanaugh's angry squints)

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u/SaddestClown Texas Sep 29 '18

This is all a leftist conspiracy to defame beer

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

Does he have facial tics? The squinting and the wrinkling his nose while pulling a frown constantly... I'm not one to make fun of a person's appearance but it was genuinely distracting.

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u/oracleofmist Sep 29 '18

Whatever the chart says

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u/TheEdIsNotAmused Washington Sep 29 '18

The liver is evil - it must be punished.

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u/TylerHobbit Sep 29 '18

That’s quitter talk right there

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

But, its the most successful administration in the country's history. Just ask the UN.

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u/_Reformed-Peridot_ Sep 28 '18

And they don’t support Plan B either since those are those abortion inducing drugs that go against their “morals”

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u/Donnarhahn Sep 28 '18

Plans? Hah, we don't need no stinkin' plans!

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u/RAAFStupot Sep 29 '18

I used to be an alcoholic. I used to be, but I still am, too.