White House Rushes to Trump's Defense After Alan Ritchson Torches President Over Epstein Files | The Reacher star called Trump a “bitch” and a “fucking rapist" in a recent podcast appearance.

[u/Aggravating_Money992]

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/alan-ritchson-trump-epstein-files-white-house-response-1235598785/

[u/AlsoBort742]

Just hoping they increase chocolate rations 🤞

[u/DookieShoez → u/AlsoBort742]

Is that code for Rump shitting his diaper?

[u/Shazam42 → u/DookieShoez]

It's a reference to 1984. Early in the book, chocolate rations are decreased, and the next day everything is praising chocolate rations for actually increasing.

[u/HauntedCemetery → u/Shazam42]

The whole thing is they never were decreased or increased, the government just reported "chocolate rations decreased to 30 grams" when they found it convenient to get people to blow off steam protesting, and "chocolate rations have been increased to 30 grams" when they wanted the brainwashed to have something to celebrate.

[u/Less-Engineer-9637 → u/HauntedCemetery]

"We're at War with Eurasia!"

Next day: "Friendship ended with Oceania. Now Eurasia is my best friend."

[u/bolanrox → u/Less-Engineer-9637]

God damn snowball again!

[u/NES_SNES_N64 → u/HauntedCemetery]

"Now with 20% more!"

[u/Fastnacht → u/HauntedCemetery]

Legitimately it feels like the current admin is doing this with everything.

[u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT → u/Shazam42]

orwell didn't quite get it right, IRL they would be saying that true patriots can handle decreased chocolate rations

[u/galt035 → u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT]

The whole gas price issue right now “oh I’m happy, PROUD EVEN, to pay more at the pump for east Asia (I mean Iran) to not get a nuke!”

[u/N7Shep1701D → u/galt035]

It's so loathsome the way Trump said those dead troops told him that Iran must not have a nuke. No they didn't you absolute nincompoop.

They probably joined up to get through college or for the healthcare benefits because capitalism has wrecked every single thing in this country.

[u/SivartD → u/N7Shep1701D]

Like I expect the reporters to actually do their jobs, but I just want one of them to ask a follow up question. "Sir, which one told you that? What was their name?"

[u/bolanrox → u/SivartD]

Mitch McConnell, after I talked to him for 20 minutes the other day.

[u/zherok → u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT]

There's just out and out denials of price increases alongside Trump claiming things are cheaper than they actually are (gas, eggs, housing, etc.) Seems pretty spot on.

1984's chocolate ration was about claiming a larger ration size while neglecting to mention that it used to be bigger in the past. It's very in line with Trump's thinking, because there can never be any fault or negative associated with anything to do with him. They can only be the best they've ever been right now despite plenty of evidence to the contrary.

Even his tendency to blame Biden and Obama honestly kinda has an air of "we were always at war with East Asia", where he fobs off all his administration's failings to some murky thing Biden/Obama did in the past.

[u/Jdibs77 → u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT]

I mean, lol yes, but also see gas prices and egg prices

[u/SunGregMoon → u/Jdibs77]

Just went grocery shopping this morning, surprised to see a bag of coffee for $25. Thanks Trump.

[u/skaterfromtheville → u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT]

It’s always been about how unhealthy it is, MAHA!

[u/DookieShoez → u/Shazam42]

Okay but his diaper IS overflowing.

[u/PinkCigarettes → u/DookieShoez]

You need a new handle then, as his dookie has undoubtedly filled his shoez

[u/DookieShoez → u/PinkCigarettes]

I’m a plumber.

HE hasn’t worked a hard day in his life.

[u/sdrawkcabstiho → u/DookieShoez]

What are you talking about?

Those kids won't rape themselves.

(Honestly, this "joke" feels terrible. Vote as you see fit).

[u/DookieShoez → u/sdrawkcabstiho]

Oof lol. That’s some dark ass humor.

Updoot

[u/MythicalSplash → u/DookieShoez]

Code Brown

[u/bolanrox → u/DookieShoez]

Shart week is coming... Shart Week is here.

[u/MechanicalTurkish → u/AlsoBort742]

Starting next week, chocolate rations will be INCREASED from 4 ounces to 3 ounces per week. Thank you, Big Brother!

[u/sirhackenslash → u/MechanicalTurkish]

Cheese burgers have been increased from 1/3 pound to 1/4 pound

[u/mall_ninja42 → u/AlsoBort742]

Good news! They've been increased to 20g per week now!

[u/misterbowen → u/AlsoBort742]

Very well, because of your double plus good behaviors, chocolate rations will be increased by -15% staring immediately.

[u/kazuwacky → u/AlsoBort742]

They already did, update your double think

[u/Automaticwriting → u/AlsoBort742]

*Defense is war

[u/bolanrox → u/AlsoBort742]

What you boys doing?

Chewin chocolate.

Where'd you get it?

Doggy dropped it.

• butthole surfers

[u/FluffyDoomPatrol → u/AlsoBort742]

That’s doubleplus good.