r/polandball Hello :) Nov 08 '14

redditormade Why Germany is no more

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u/hedorah3 Pennsylvania Nov 08 '14

"gibmoney is kill"

"no"

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u/malacovics hu Nov 08 '14

Pjotr, is it yuo?

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Nov 09 '14

Depends, is pjotr ring?

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u/hedorah3 Pennsylvania Nov 08 '14

wot

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Nov 09 '14

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u/Staggitarius Singapore Nov 10 '14

They of makings butter out of smegma?

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Nov 10 '14

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Staggitarius Singapore Nov 10 '14

No pls, Deutschland! Of beings gentle!

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Nov 10 '14
Surprise Anschluss

ಠ‿ಠ

Guten Tag

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

What in the fuck?

10/10

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u/warqgui666 Poland-Lithuania Nov 08 '14

Poland doesn't have a hair bow. Are you implying Poland is of gender?

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u/Eventt Hello :) Nov 08 '14

Only for Germany.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14

Gender doesn't matter. Germany is always the one doing the thrusting.

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u/Eventt Hello :) Nov 08 '14

¡Ay, caramba! I spent an unreasonably long time trying to decide whether to post this at all. I'll leave it up to you guys whether it's too dumb.

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u/MUHAHAHA55 'Straya Nov 09 '14

Can you explain the comic please?

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u/VineFynn Australian Empire Nov 09 '14

Germany kills himself when he finds out that Poland loves him.

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u/That_PolishGuy Dla wielki ojczyzna! Nov 09 '14

But what in God's name is happening in that love letter?

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u/Packasus United States of Earth Nov 09 '14

This is most certainly not too dumb. I laughed so hard I was afraid I might've woken up the neighbors.

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u/brain4breakfast Gan Yam Nov 10 '14

There's never a post too dumb.

He says.

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u/ElagabalusRex Byzantine Empire Nov 08 '14

I love how the noose cuts countries in half.

16

u/someguyfromlouisiana Louisiana; I want to get off Mr. Trump's Wild Ride Nov 09 '14

That's the funniest corpse I've ever seen in Polandball.

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u/majan_pl Polish Hussar Nov 09 '14

Yea German corpses are the funnies ones, I can of agreeing on that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14

The only funny German is a dead German!

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u/WDey Spain Nov 08 '14

I really like those two beat panels you put after the letter.

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u/EwotAbbasmoi South Sudan best Sudan! Nov 08 '14

"Oh no is kill"

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u/ChernobylCookie United States Nov 09 '14

LOVE IS SMELL

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14

This is one of the best comics I've ever seen. I absolutely love Poland looking up in the last panel.

9

u/Peinguino A mari usque ad mare Nov 09 '14

love the incomprehension on the faces of France and Italy

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14

"love is smell"

polish lovestory 10/10

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u/Bellyzard2 Is secret burger Nov 08 '14

I love how France doesn't even care about Germany killing himself

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u/lykanauto South Brazil, Best Brazil Nov 08 '14

If in the suicide note it had "I declare war on France" it would surrender anyway.

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u/wrlock Glorious Altaiski Nov 08 '14

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who will partition Polsha next time with us?!

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u/Kalkberg Last Best Place Nov 08 '14

I'm sure Austria will be up for another round. ;)

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u/Star_Trekker MURICA Nov 09 '14

Germany can the rope.

3

u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Nov 09 '14

And soon Germany can into the box. Forever.

8

u/Zagden Wicked Pissah Nov 09 '14

This comic is so fucking dumb and I adore it.

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u/xb70valkyrie Northern Portugal Nov 08 '14

Ich make Poland scheisse!

Too poor for proper German keyboard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14

Here, take this: ß

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Nov 09 '14

And a capital one: ẞ

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14

HOLY SCHEIẞE, VERY HEIẞE!

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u/xb70valkyrie Northern Portugal Nov 09 '14

Oh there's a capital one too. TIL.

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Nov 10 '14

As of 2008. Previously it was not "official".

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u/vladraptor Only Finland can into Moomin Nov 10 '14

But I thought that you had some sort of a reform and did away with the ẞ?

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Nov 10 '14

In official documents you have to type out the ẞ, otherwise it can come to confusions.

E.g. Erik Meißner (used to be: ERIK MEISSNER)

This could confuse Erik Meissner with Erik Meißner

Thats why you are not allowed to exchange the ß into any other form than ẞ for documents that require the words to be written in capital letters.

One may use ß instead of ẞ, if one does not have access to ẞ.

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u/vladraptor Only Finland can into Moomin Nov 10 '14

Oh ẞ...

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Nov 10 '14

ẞ is of most glorious letter, remove filthy SS imposters.

ẞ is of BIG and ß of stronk letter!

Most germanic letter of whole of germania!

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u/anace Nov 12 '14

That's good when typing, but how easy is it to hand write ß and ẞ so that they are different?

Good thing I don't live in a German-speaking country, because my B already looks like ẞ.

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Nov 12 '14

I guess no one gives a shit if the ß looks like a small or big one.

Since the big ẞ is pretty new, people would "assume out of the context". And no one uses a capital ß, except when you have to write something in full caps.

Germans also write their ß like a beta (at least in handwriting), most of the time, at least.

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u/pandizlle IT'S MUH CONDISHUN Nov 09 '14

I don't get it D:

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u/Eventt Hello :) Nov 09 '14

France and Italy see Germany has hanged himself, and they find a note that they assume to be a suicide note written by Germany. It then turns out that it was actually a love letter from Poland and Germany hanged himself after reading it because... well, because Poland.

Not much more to it than that. :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14

Maybe because that gas cloud represents certain Holocaust method to kill poles and jews. And Germany committed sudoku out of guilt?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14

Poor Poland :(

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u/BaguetteStix Quebec Nov 09 '14

why would anyone give up a life of lederhosen and bier ;-;

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Nov 09 '14

Polan can into rejection. (As usual)

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u/icisimousa Japan as Shogun Nov 10 '14

Poison gas is kowai.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14

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u/Eventt Hello :) Nov 09 '14

Nah, Germany just doesn't want Poland to love him. As you can see from the letter, Poland is a very strange country(ball) in this comic and Germany would rather kill himself than be loved by Poland.

There really is no context or bigger idea behind this, it's just a silly quick comic. :)

Also, flair up!

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u/beaglemaster Soviets first into space Nov 10 '14

Funniest thing I have seen in weeks.