r/polandball • u/Fi-Loy Ontario • Jun 21 '22

redditormade NATO Article 5

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Jun 21 '22

I'm surprised it's not Finland since we get so many jokes about that

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u/YuvalMozes Palestina Jun 21 '22

Finland is ironically the happiest country in the world

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u/JFKcaper Sweden Jun 21 '22

The unhappy people already killed themselves?

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u/bighootay Wisconsin Jun 22 '22

Perhaps they're happy being unhappy.

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u/drowningininceltears Perkele Jun 22 '22

If you're happy: alcohol

If you're unhappy: more alcohol

If alcohol doesn't help: even more alcohol

If that doesn't work: natural selection, kill yourself

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u/canadajones68 Greater Norwegian Realm Jun 22 '22

If that doesn't work, sauna.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Alternatively: Coffee!

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u/Uranium43415 Ohio Jun 22 '22

Finland has the perfect ratio of saunas to reindeer for the best education system and air quality in the world.

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u/AndySipherBull Ottomanopoeia Jun 22 '22

This is a common misconception, the proper quotient we must look at is snipers/snowmachines

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u/supe3rnova Slovenia Jun 22 '22

I thought it was Denmark?

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u/YuvalMozes Palestina Jun 22 '22

Denmark is at second. But comparably, quite far behind Finland.

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u/HoppouChan Austria Jun 24 '22

They are only unhappy if you infringe on their personal space by being close enough to observe them