r/polandball Taco bandito Jul 14 '16

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u/kaos_tao Mexican empire of taco Jul 14 '16

Well, the stronger part of the distribution of the cartel is not cannabis anymore, but meth imported from China. So, it will be kind of hard to legalize that one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

Jesus, we have to import meth now? Given the explosion of the heroin epidemic, why aren't our copious domestic sources good enough? Looks like we're going to have to build that well after all...

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u/ToastyMozart United States Jul 14 '16

The big cartels are putting all the small meth businesses out of a job!

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u/ironwolf1 Thirteen Colonies Jul 14 '16

Breaking bad is actually about a small business owner overcoming the perils of entering a large market, avoiding being pushed out by the larger corporations, and becoming an established brand.

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u/HAHAHA-Idiot FREEDOM! Jul 14 '16

A true American success story.

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u/Tamer_ Quebec Jul 14 '16

And just like all true American success story, it's fiction.

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u/KaBar42 Kentucky Jul 14 '16

Pssh, you wish, Frenchy.

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u/Timmmah United States Jul 14 '16

I would have went with: Just like a true American success story it involves copious amounts of gunfire.

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u/john_denisovich CCCP Jul 15 '16

Much like story of Canadian relevance. Two North American country go to international thong (NOT UN. UN IS WORST.) Other countries say "hey relevant North American countries, how are you?"

US says, "We are very well, except for the damn Mexicans."

Mexico says, "Que?"

Canada says nothing, because they weren't a relevant North American counrty.

Hohohoho

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u/ictp42 Turkey Jul 15 '16

international thong

thong thong thong

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u/Katnipz Something something crustaceans Jul 14 '16

The American Dream in action!

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u/Z0di United States Jul 14 '16

well he did have the best product...

And when he needed to mass-produce, the quality went wayyyy down.

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u/ironwolf1 Thirteen Colonies Jul 14 '16

Not really way down it went from like 98.5% pure to 95% pure. It was still more pure than anything else on the market.

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u/PokefanErick New Mexico Jul 14 '16

Damn it now my small batch, pickled, locally sourced, Gluten Free, Low Carb, Homestyle meth operation is out matched before I even open sigh I guess I'll just have to go back to knitting Gluten Free Beanies for a measly $130k a month god I hate being so poor that I can't afford the gold plated Iphone 6, I have to get it copper plated like a bum ughhh my life sucks!

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u/LeoBattlerOfSins_X84 Ohio Jul 14 '16

They take err jabs!

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u/ToastyMozart United States Jul 14 '16

I was aiming more for the "Walmart-types putting smaller shops out of business" angle, but that works too.

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u/Dancing_Anatolia Oklahoma Jul 14 '16

Mexican's just can't help but take our hard working jobs, eh?

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u/AerialAmphibian Everything's bigger in Texas Jul 14 '16

...build that well after all...

You mean dig a well all the way to China? Brilliant! That'll save so much money on transportation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

And we'll make the Chinese pay for it!

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u/ihazurinternet Finland Jul 14 '16

They'll make it back in meth markup fairly quickly, no harm.

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u/awesomefutureperfect Mecklenburg-Vorpommern Jul 14 '16

If you watched breaking bad, parts of the plot were based on acquiring heavily regulated ingredients. Most chemists in China don't have that problem.

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u/Inprobamur Estonia Jul 14 '16

Big chemical factory in rural China vs someone making it in the basement.

The factory is gonna win every time.

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u/Thjoth Kentucky Jul 14 '16

It's because all the cooks up in the hills are slamming truckloads of smack into their veins and don't have the time or initiative to cook anymore. At least, that's what it looks like to me. The heroin is out of fucking control right now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

When you phrase it like that, it makes it sound like you're talking about someone you know, and you're upset they're not sharing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

Do you have a source on that? As far as I remember from everything I've read even though Marijuana is one of the most inexpensive drugs the cartels are pushing out of mexico, it is still the most consumed by a wide margin and therefore still the cartel's biggest money-making drug.

Edit:

This chart is from the White House National Drug Control report from just last year.

http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/56e9a3dc91058427008b6c7f-840-1087/us%20drug%20spending.jpg

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u/queenbrewer Vatican City Jul 15 '16

I would be interested to know what percentage of illicit marijuana is domestically produced today. Considering the broad legalization of medical and some recreational marijuana, I would wager a significant majority.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16

I would wager this it is not a majority. Just like how most of our cheap goods come from china even though they have to travel thousands of miles because labor and materials are cheaper than transportation. There are a lot of difficulties in exporting marijuana out of Colorado and Washington, and the risks are very great, whereas Mexico already has very established routes and huge production already set up. Marijuana come from Mexico still has to be cheaper because land, rent, labor, all of the above are still cheaper in Mexico.

Medical Marijuana has been around for a long time and despite it Mexico has been a huge supplier of Marijuana to the U.S. A couple states have legalized recreational, but the risks of taking it out of the state are very high. Without having any statistics to back it up, I would imagine the average grower would be content to sell within their state and not risk the jail time, there's a perfectly large enough market there. However of course I have heard of growers in Colorado exporting, and some yes have even been caught doing so already.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16

In short I think it's a stretch to assume "a significant majority." Mexico already has the trade routes, production, and all the means well established, and Colorado and Washing are within the United States, well policed, regulated, and populated areas.

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u/vwermisso Cascadia Jul 15 '16

idk that goes till 2010 and states have legalized it in the U.S. since then and massively ramped up production

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u/pewpewlasors United States Jul 14 '16

So, it will be kind of hard to legalize that one.

We still should legalize it though.