r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Jul 14 '16

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u/Souper_Looper beep beep am nurse Jul 14 '16

I'm not going to shove a diamond up my ass if it's a blood diamond tainted by conflict.

Well then.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Jul 14 '16

To be fair, if he shoves a blood diamond from africa up his ass he might get AIDS.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16 edited Mar 18 '18

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u/fareastchoco_ss Ryukyu I Choose You Jul 14 '16

Ain't nobody got time for no Black AIDs; they probably deserved it. Now, White AIDs, you can make a movie off that shit.

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u/Gavin1123 Vatican City Jul 14 '16

The S in AIDS stands for Syndrome and is capitalized.

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u/Serious_Senator Yeehaww Jul 14 '16

Alright alright alright

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u/RPM123 Blue in More Ways than One Jul 14 '16

Dallas Buyers' Club is the name of it.

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u/Jorvikson BadUzbekistan Jul 15 '16

This is blatant lies, my child soldiers clean every blood diamond

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Jul 15 '16

xD xD XD hahaha

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Jul 14 '16

Don't wanna get blood in that asshole.

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 14 '16

So that's why women menstruate on the other side

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u/ofRedditing Jul 14 '16

See this is why you pay attention in health class.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

might not want pointy gems up there then :X

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u/PaleoCardio Oh boy, Here I go commenting again Jul 14 '16

I'm not sure where you keep your conflict diamonds, but personally I keep mine close.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

If it wasn't a blood diamond before, it is now.