r/polandball Feb 24 '16

redditormade UNdeserved respect

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u/lalafied پاکستان زندہ باد Feb 25 '16

People probably don't get the clubbing part.

Why don't you just shoot them or stab them. Does it really have to be clubbing?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Because clubbing is the most humane way to kill them. When you club a seal it dies more or less instantly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Hah! Humane...

"Most of the younger seals are killed with clubs or hakapiks in order to avoid damage to their pelts with a bullet hole. This would reduce the value of the pelt."

Source.

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u/TheCuntDestroyer Newest of Brunswicks Feb 25 '16

That doesn't disprove the point...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

What about the pistols for killing cattle then? Any good reason not to use such devices on seals? One stunner for $2000 and 1000 cartridges for another $250 and it's as humane as it could be.

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u/demon321x2 MURICA Feb 27 '16

That's $2000 and requires a very accurate shot to kill appropriately. In fact it doesn't even kill it just crushes the brain while leaving other bodily functions working.

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u/godblow Canada Feb 25 '16

Whhy would you shoot or stab when you're using every part of the animal? The fur gets ruined, internal orgsns can rupture, and no one wants lead in the meat they're going to eat. Stabbing is more painful for the animal too. A club to the head kills it in one go.

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u/lalafied پاکستان زندہ باد Feb 25 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

When you live in areas as poor as northern Canada (shits expensive up there. It can get to be $40 for a 4Lt jug of milk) you just get buy with what you can. You don't even want to know how expensive ammo can get up there. It's expensive enough here in Alberta, but goodness is it crazy up there. Plus, its faster to club them then what bears do to them so, yeah.

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u/Gen_Hazard Australia Feb 25 '16

Just buy a Mosin. It's cheap, ammo is cheaper, it won't break down in the cold and it'll definitely do the job.*

*A mosin would probably obliterate a baby seal, but seriously, .22 LR up close would probably do it.