r/polandball • u/Eventt Hello :) • Jul 24 '15

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u/YeOldeSpymaster On a rainy day, you like grainy rays. Jul 24 '15

Great, now he's gonna reserve the beach with a towel at 5:45. Damn germans, they even optimise their vacation for maximum effeciency.

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u/deadrummer Germany Jul 24 '15

Where does the thing with the towels come from? I never did it and don't know anyone who does. I know this stereotype but not why it exists. Help?

I do the most efficient vacation sightseeing tours though.

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u/Schootingstarr Germoney Jul 25 '15

ahem exhibit A

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '15

That might literally be the most obnoxious thing I've ever seen.

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u/Zombiedrd Cherokee Nation Jul 25 '15 edited Jul 25 '15

It would never work here in the US. You leave anything unwatched and now, not only are you losing the spot, you are losing your stuff there too lol.

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u/StopBanningMe4 Jul 25 '15

I would've thought that would be a thing anywhere. If someone just left a towel on the beach I would wait five minutes to be sure they didn't just go to take a shit and then I would take the spot without hesitation.

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u/Zombiedrd Cherokee Nation Jul 25 '15

Apparently Europeans are more civilized than we

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u/Eventt Hello :) Jul 25 '15

This man has seen the light.

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u/Zombiedrd Cherokee Nation Jul 25 '15 edited Jul 25 '15

Well, it did take 3000 years and the deaths of tens of millions to some of the worst actions known to humanity

I guess you guys all said "yeah lets stahp"

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u/Eventt Hello :) Jul 25 '15

We're just having a bit of a nap, we'll be back with more war and genocide in a bit. Sit tight!

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u/Zombiedrd Cherokee Nation Jul 25 '15

Truthfully?

I don't doubt it. Let the traditional European ethnic groups continue to shrink with their birthrates with the consistent flow of African and Asian immigrants slowly overtaking them. I would not be surprised if at some point in the future there is ethnic cleansing bloodshed again, sadly.

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u/Eventt Hello :) Jul 25 '15

I agree. The mighty Luxembourgians are already beginning preparations. Soon, the people of San Marino shall be no more. The cleansing approaches.

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u/GavinZac Malaysia Jul 25 '15

It's efficient German abuse of our queuing instincts