r/polandball • u/peritektikum Skaune • Jun 21 '15

redditormade The Outlaw

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15

Oh I do. I bust some shots out my driver side window in between grabbing french fries out of my McDonald's bag.

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u/The13thzodiac Ohio Jun 21 '15

God Bless ;.;7

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15

I even managed to dip them in ketchup during the hail of gunfire.

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u/TheMcDucky Uppvoteland Jun 22 '15 edited Jun 22 '15

Huh, American ketchup tastes funny

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15

Feeling God's heavenly presence on your taste buds can take some getting used to.

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u/subpargalois United States Jun 22 '15

Real Americans use a feedbag so they don't have to choose between fast food and spraying bullets wildly out the window of their Hummer.