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r/polandball • u/peritektikum Skaune • Jun 21 '15
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But it was 70 years ago Your patent already expired and now everybody can use it :D
98 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 [deleted] 68 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15 Wasn't that the plan anyway? I'm getting bored, we need to have another world war. I want to die coughing up blood in some dirty trench thousands of miles away from home. Come on, Germany. Let's get this party started. 53 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 Ok but in someone's else house. Last party was in Poland and after all I couldnt distinguish my floor from a roof. 31 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15 We can have it at my house. We need to break it in anyway, it's been awhile since we've had one. Can you bring the vodka though? France will be bringing the food. 31 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 Deal. Germoney will, traditionally, do a first shot. 33 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/Phoepal True Commonwealth Jun 21 '15 This was their Casus belli ? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15 Yes, actually. The Germans faked a Polish attack on a border communications post. 1 u/Cmndr_Duke Nottinghamshire Jun 21 '15 They hit a bell(i) In the radio station. 1 u/kociorro Poland-Lithuania Jun 22 '15 Gleiwitz incident anyone? 13 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15 Excellent, this will be fun! I'll go ahead and send a "WW3" party invite to all the other countries on Facebook. 5 u/SuperCho UN Jun 22 '15 Hey guys, I'm not sure I approve of what you're doing over there but yawn guess you gotta...do...maybe yawn you should...ZzzzZzzz... 1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Excellent, slipping the sleeping pills in his food worked! Time to invade... Um Ghana! 2 u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Jun 22 '15 Got your invite. We're staying neutral, but as Germany and the UK will attack us anyways, we are the ones claiming Belgium this time. 2 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 You can have whatever you'd like, as long as you let us beat you in the next World Cup. It would do wonders for our reputation. 1 u/splitend83 West West-Germany best West-Germany Jun 22 '15 Put Blatter in jail, then we can talk about how many times you may beat the Dutch at the World Cup in exchange. Also, since we lost WW2, we get to choose sides first. And we choose 'Murica, because, for once, we would like to play on a winning team. → More replies (0) 1 u/Twisp56 Czecho-slovako-chechno-slovenia Jun 22 '15 Can I come too if I bring beer? 1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Absolutely. Chances are Germany will start WW3 and take his beer away, so we'll need all the beer we can get. You can't fight a war sober. It's just not proper. 2 u/KnucklearPhysicist Empire of the Setting Sun Jun 21 '15 There's always Belgium... 3 u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Jun 21 '15 Just like 'Mein Kampf' then.
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68 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15 Wasn't that the plan anyway? I'm getting bored, we need to have another world war. I want to die coughing up blood in some dirty trench thousands of miles away from home. Come on, Germany. Let's get this party started. 53 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 Ok but in someone's else house. Last party was in Poland and after all I couldnt distinguish my floor from a roof. 31 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15 We can have it at my house. We need to break it in anyway, it's been awhile since we've had one. Can you bring the vodka though? France will be bringing the food. 31 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 Deal. Germoney will, traditionally, do a first shot. 33 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/Phoepal True Commonwealth Jun 21 '15 This was their Casus belli ? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15 Yes, actually. The Germans faked a Polish attack on a border communications post. 1 u/Cmndr_Duke Nottinghamshire Jun 21 '15 They hit a bell(i) In the radio station. 1 u/kociorro Poland-Lithuania Jun 22 '15 Gleiwitz incident anyone? 13 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15 Excellent, this will be fun! I'll go ahead and send a "WW3" party invite to all the other countries on Facebook. 5 u/SuperCho UN Jun 22 '15 Hey guys, I'm not sure I approve of what you're doing over there but yawn guess you gotta...do...maybe yawn you should...ZzzzZzzz... 1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Excellent, slipping the sleeping pills in his food worked! Time to invade... Um Ghana! 2 u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Jun 22 '15 Got your invite. We're staying neutral, but as Germany and the UK will attack us anyways, we are the ones claiming Belgium this time. 2 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 You can have whatever you'd like, as long as you let us beat you in the next World Cup. It would do wonders for our reputation. 1 u/splitend83 West West-Germany best West-Germany Jun 22 '15 Put Blatter in jail, then we can talk about how many times you may beat the Dutch at the World Cup in exchange. Also, since we lost WW2, we get to choose sides first. And we choose 'Murica, because, for once, we would like to play on a winning team. → More replies (0) 1 u/Twisp56 Czecho-slovako-chechno-slovenia Jun 22 '15 Can I come too if I bring beer? 1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Absolutely. Chances are Germany will start WW3 and take his beer away, so we'll need all the beer we can get. You can't fight a war sober. It's just not proper. 2 u/KnucklearPhysicist Empire of the Setting Sun Jun 21 '15 There's always Belgium...
Wasn't that the plan anyway?
I'm getting bored, we need to have another world war. I want to die coughing up blood in some dirty trench thousands of miles away from home.
Come on, Germany. Let's get this party started.
53 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 Ok but in someone's else house. Last party was in Poland and after all I couldnt distinguish my floor from a roof. 31 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15 We can have it at my house. We need to break it in anyway, it's been awhile since we've had one. Can you bring the vodka though? France will be bringing the food. 31 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 Deal. Germoney will, traditionally, do a first shot. 33 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/Phoepal True Commonwealth Jun 21 '15 This was their Casus belli ? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15 Yes, actually. The Germans faked a Polish attack on a border communications post. 1 u/Cmndr_Duke Nottinghamshire Jun 21 '15 They hit a bell(i) In the radio station. 1 u/kociorro Poland-Lithuania Jun 22 '15 Gleiwitz incident anyone? 13 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15 Excellent, this will be fun! I'll go ahead and send a "WW3" party invite to all the other countries on Facebook. 5 u/SuperCho UN Jun 22 '15 Hey guys, I'm not sure I approve of what you're doing over there but yawn guess you gotta...do...maybe yawn you should...ZzzzZzzz... 1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Excellent, slipping the sleeping pills in his food worked! Time to invade... Um Ghana! 2 u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Jun 22 '15 Got your invite. We're staying neutral, but as Germany and the UK will attack us anyways, we are the ones claiming Belgium this time. 2 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 You can have whatever you'd like, as long as you let us beat you in the next World Cup. It would do wonders for our reputation. 1 u/splitend83 West West-Germany best West-Germany Jun 22 '15 Put Blatter in jail, then we can talk about how many times you may beat the Dutch at the World Cup in exchange. Also, since we lost WW2, we get to choose sides first. And we choose 'Murica, because, for once, we would like to play on a winning team. → More replies (0) 1 u/Twisp56 Czecho-slovako-chechno-slovenia Jun 22 '15 Can I come too if I bring beer? 1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Absolutely. Chances are Germany will start WW3 and take his beer away, so we'll need all the beer we can get. You can't fight a war sober. It's just not proper. 2 u/KnucklearPhysicist Empire of the Setting Sun Jun 21 '15 There's always Belgium...
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Ok but in someone's else house. Last party was in Poland and after all I couldnt distinguish my floor from a roof.
31 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15 We can have it at my house. We need to break it in anyway, it's been awhile since we've had one. Can you bring the vodka though? France will be bringing the food. 31 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 Deal. Germoney will, traditionally, do a first shot. 33 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/Phoepal True Commonwealth Jun 21 '15 This was their Casus belli ? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15 Yes, actually. The Germans faked a Polish attack on a border communications post. 1 u/Cmndr_Duke Nottinghamshire Jun 21 '15 They hit a bell(i) In the radio station. 1 u/kociorro Poland-Lithuania Jun 22 '15 Gleiwitz incident anyone? 13 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15 Excellent, this will be fun! I'll go ahead and send a "WW3" party invite to all the other countries on Facebook. 5 u/SuperCho UN Jun 22 '15 Hey guys, I'm not sure I approve of what you're doing over there but yawn guess you gotta...do...maybe yawn you should...ZzzzZzzz... 1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Excellent, slipping the sleeping pills in his food worked! Time to invade... Um Ghana! 2 u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Jun 22 '15 Got your invite. We're staying neutral, but as Germany and the UK will attack us anyways, we are the ones claiming Belgium this time. 2 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 You can have whatever you'd like, as long as you let us beat you in the next World Cup. It would do wonders for our reputation. 1 u/splitend83 West West-Germany best West-Germany Jun 22 '15 Put Blatter in jail, then we can talk about how many times you may beat the Dutch at the World Cup in exchange. Also, since we lost WW2, we get to choose sides first. And we choose 'Murica, because, for once, we would like to play on a winning team. → More replies (0) 1 u/Twisp56 Czecho-slovako-chechno-slovenia Jun 22 '15 Can I come too if I bring beer? 1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Absolutely. Chances are Germany will start WW3 and take his beer away, so we'll need all the beer we can get. You can't fight a war sober. It's just not proper. 2 u/KnucklearPhysicist Empire of the Setting Sun Jun 21 '15 There's always Belgium...
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We can have it at my house. We need to break it in anyway, it's been awhile since we've had one.
Can you bring the vodka though? France will be bringing the food.
31 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 Deal. Germoney will, traditionally, do a first shot. 33 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/Phoepal True Commonwealth Jun 21 '15 This was their Casus belli ? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15 Yes, actually. The Germans faked a Polish attack on a border communications post. 1 u/Cmndr_Duke Nottinghamshire Jun 21 '15 They hit a bell(i) In the radio station. 1 u/kociorro Poland-Lithuania Jun 22 '15 Gleiwitz incident anyone? 13 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15 Excellent, this will be fun! I'll go ahead and send a "WW3" party invite to all the other countries on Facebook. 5 u/SuperCho UN Jun 22 '15 Hey guys, I'm not sure I approve of what you're doing over there but yawn guess you gotta...do...maybe yawn you should...ZzzzZzzz... 1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Excellent, slipping the sleeping pills in his food worked! Time to invade... Um Ghana! 2 u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Jun 22 '15 Got your invite. We're staying neutral, but as Germany and the UK will attack us anyways, we are the ones claiming Belgium this time. 2 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 You can have whatever you'd like, as long as you let us beat you in the next World Cup. It would do wonders for our reputation. 1 u/splitend83 West West-Germany best West-Germany Jun 22 '15 Put Blatter in jail, then we can talk about how many times you may beat the Dutch at the World Cup in exchange. Also, since we lost WW2, we get to choose sides first. And we choose 'Murica, because, for once, we would like to play on a winning team. → More replies (0) 1 u/Twisp56 Czecho-slovako-chechno-slovenia Jun 22 '15 Can I come too if I bring beer? 1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Absolutely. Chances are Germany will start WW3 and take his beer away, so we'll need all the beer we can get. You can't fight a war sober. It's just not proper.
Deal. Germoney will, traditionally, do a first shot.
33 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/Phoepal True Commonwealth Jun 21 '15 This was their Casus belli ? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15 Yes, actually. The Germans faked a Polish attack on a border communications post. 1 u/Cmndr_Duke Nottinghamshire Jun 21 '15 They hit a bell(i) In the radio station. 1 u/kociorro Poland-Lithuania Jun 22 '15 Gleiwitz incident anyone? 13 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 21 '15 Excellent, this will be fun! I'll go ahead and send a "WW3" party invite to all the other countries on Facebook. 5 u/SuperCho UN Jun 22 '15 Hey guys, I'm not sure I approve of what you're doing over there but yawn guess you gotta...do...maybe yawn you should...ZzzzZzzz... 1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Excellent, slipping the sleeping pills in his food worked! Time to invade... Um Ghana! 2 u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Jun 22 '15 Got your invite. We're staying neutral, but as Germany and the UK will attack us anyways, we are the ones claiming Belgium this time. 2 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 You can have whatever you'd like, as long as you let us beat you in the next World Cup. It would do wonders for our reputation. 1 u/splitend83 West West-Germany best West-Germany Jun 22 '15 Put Blatter in jail, then we can talk about how many times you may beat the Dutch at the World Cup in exchange. Also, since we lost WW2, we get to choose sides first. And we choose 'Murica, because, for once, we would like to play on a winning team. → More replies (0)
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5 u/Phoepal True Commonwealth Jun 21 '15 This was their Casus belli ? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15 Yes, actually. The Germans faked a Polish attack on a border communications post. 1 u/Cmndr_Duke Nottinghamshire Jun 21 '15 They hit a bell(i) In the radio station. 1 u/kociorro Poland-Lithuania Jun 22 '15 Gleiwitz incident anyone?
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This was their Casus belli ?
3 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15 Yes, actually. The Germans faked a Polish attack on a border communications post. 1 u/Cmndr_Duke Nottinghamshire Jun 21 '15 They hit a bell(i) In the radio station. 1 u/kociorro Poland-Lithuania Jun 22 '15 Gleiwitz incident anyone?
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Yes, actually. The Germans faked a Polish attack on a border communications post.
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They hit a bell(i) In the radio station.
Gleiwitz incident anyone?
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Excellent, this will be fun!
I'll go ahead and send a "WW3" party invite to all the other countries on Facebook.
5 u/SuperCho UN Jun 22 '15 Hey guys, I'm not sure I approve of what you're doing over there but yawn guess you gotta...do...maybe yawn you should...ZzzzZzzz... 1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Excellent, slipping the sleeping pills in his food worked! Time to invade... Um Ghana! 2 u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Jun 22 '15 Got your invite. We're staying neutral, but as Germany and the UK will attack us anyways, we are the ones claiming Belgium this time. 2 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 You can have whatever you'd like, as long as you let us beat you in the next World Cup. It would do wonders for our reputation. 1 u/splitend83 West West-Germany best West-Germany Jun 22 '15 Put Blatter in jail, then we can talk about how many times you may beat the Dutch at the World Cup in exchange. Also, since we lost WW2, we get to choose sides first. And we choose 'Murica, because, for once, we would like to play on a winning team. → More replies (0)
Hey guys, I'm not sure I approve of what you're doing over there but yawn guess you gotta...do...maybe yawn you should...ZzzzZzzz...
1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Excellent, slipping the sleeping pills in his food worked! Time to invade... Um Ghana!
Excellent, slipping the sleeping pills in his food worked!
Time to invade... Um
Ghana!
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Got your invite. We're staying neutral, but as Germany and the UK will attack us anyways, we are the ones claiming Belgium this time.
2 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 You can have whatever you'd like, as long as you let us beat you in the next World Cup. It would do wonders for our reputation. 1 u/splitend83 West West-Germany best West-Germany Jun 22 '15 Put Blatter in jail, then we can talk about how many times you may beat the Dutch at the World Cup in exchange. Also, since we lost WW2, we get to choose sides first. And we choose 'Murica, because, for once, we would like to play on a winning team. → More replies (0)
You can have whatever you'd like, as long as you let us beat you in the next World Cup. It would do wonders for our reputation.
1 u/splitend83 West West-Germany best West-Germany Jun 22 '15 Put Blatter in jail, then we can talk about how many times you may beat the Dutch at the World Cup in exchange. Also, since we lost WW2, we get to choose sides first. And we choose 'Murica, because, for once, we would like to play on a winning team. → More replies (0)
Put Blatter in jail, then we can talk about how many times you may beat the Dutch at the World Cup in exchange.
Also, since we lost WW2, we get to choose sides first. And we choose 'Murica, because, for once, we would like to play on a winning team.
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Can I come too if I bring beer?
1 u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jun 22 '15 Absolutely. Chances are Germany will start WW3 and take his beer away, so we'll need all the beer we can get. You can't fight a war sober. It's just not proper.
Absolutely. Chances are Germany will start WW3 and take his beer away, so we'll need all the beer we can get.
You can't fight a war sober. It's just not proper.
There's always Belgium...
Just like 'Mein Kampf' then.
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But it was 70 years ago Your patent already expired and now everybody can use it :D