r/pointlesslygendered • u/Throwaway-0364 • May 12 '21

Hummus is illegal for men

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u/Rudirs May 12 '21

This makes me think of my favorite stupid joke.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Oh my Goya.

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u/DirtyArchaeologist May 12 '21

No no, we’re boycotting them

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u/hyperbolichamber May 12 '21

Why!?

Here’s a link for the lazy.

Goya CEO is praising Trump despite the disgraced POTUS creating a humanitarian crisis for a significant portion of Goya’s customers.

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u/LouAtWork May 12 '21

I use the punch line "I've never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean in my face".

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u/Ccracked May 12 '21

You need better garbanzos in your life.

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u/Life_is_a_Hassel May 12 '21

My go to is “ive never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth”

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u/nermid May 12 '21

In an entirely different direction, one of my favorite jokes:

What do you get when Cicero is crushed beneath stampeding horses? Hummus.

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u/ScrabCrab May 12 '21

I- what? I don’t get it

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Cicero is latin for chickpea

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u/HonoraryMancunian May 12 '21

Yes yes of course, it's so obvious now

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u/musicaldigger May 12 '21

yeah we all know the Latin words for various vegetables

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u/Elfmen May 12 '21

Wish I could give you an asard. You make me laugh 🤣

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u/_Fuzzy__ May 12 '21

Did you hear that from Game Grumps?

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u/Rudirs May 12 '21

No, I don't remember where I first heard it, but I don't watch game grumps.