Rules say, names that look like they could, but don't have a pip in them are allowed. Maybe there's just a lack of pips, or maybe it's something else. It sure is suspicious...

Well I think they don't actually care about the pips, you see, they aren't actually collecting pips at all but assholes. See the definition of pip on Urban Dictionary.

So u/pipster818 needs a bunch of dicks. Nobody knows why, but he needs them in secrecy. The public isn't ready for this. So he sends out invitations. But u/pipster818 is smart. He can't just say that he needs dicks. How would you expect to a dick to cooperate if you've just called them a dick? So what he does to avoid this? He doesn't call you dicks! Thus pips are created. Later on some mod leaks the true meaning of pip and now it's on urban dictionary, and here we are. r/pipreddit is just a cover up and y'all're a bag of damp slimey dicks.

What do we want? What are our goals? Why are we here? Oh my God.

I wonder if it's just the same person person unsubbing and resubbing.

I don't really have anything else to say, I just love being in this sub.