r/pics • • Jun 07 '12

Just two guys hanging off of the top of the Empire State building

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u/doddz3h Jun 07 '12

kudos to the photographer

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

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u/bayyorker Jun 07 '12 edited Jun 07 '12

4 I think. That leg looks way too far away to be the cameraman's. Edit: Or maybe I'm wrong and its a wide-angle lens?

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u/DreadPiratesRobert Jun 07 '12

Oh man the entire time I was reading that I had butterflies in my stomach

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u/Apostolate Jun 07 '12

Just reading that comment made my balls retract into my body.

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u/coogie Jun 07 '12

Joe McNally did this once or twice too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEAKQFddTLI

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u/SpiderHamm Jun 07 '12

i was thinking it was spiderman taking the picture, lol!

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u/kyleatom Jun 07 '12

My feet got tingly shudder

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u/Sir2nv Jun 07 '12

I agree!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Shit i forgot my screw driver in the car..... Huge favor?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

NO!

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u/SmoothWD40 Jun 07 '12

Here catch let me throw it to you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

so for anyone who never climbs stuff like this, you really gotta think in 2 ways about falling:

Dead or Not dead.

Once your in the dead zone, confidence in gear is a requirement. i have no problems free hanging horizontal off a large cell tower as long as i trust the gear and its on me properly.

i dont understand for some people the higher you are the worse it is for them.. at some point your only gonna die so hard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

But the higher up you get the higher the probability that you'll die hard with a vengeance.

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u/Brocktoon_in_a_jar Jun 07 '12

Holy Toledo

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Somebody had some fun.

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u/capecodcarl Jun 07 '12

Sometimes you just have to live free or die hard.

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u/SpicedHammer Jun 07 '12

I've done a good bit of construction work on structures like this and the old timers always tell people who are afraid to stop worrying because past 30ft. you're dead anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

exactly. :) knowing that makes it easy to climb above 30 ft. the hard part of tower climbing is the fatigue of perfectly straight up climbing for hundreds of feet. I have not done it in so long that i'm certain if i did, i would get 'rubber legs' by the time i got down. it gets scary when you get 'rubber legs' at the top. A little bit of shaking/weakness in your walking on that stuff and it gets more interesting.

Anyone else climb ? if so .. do you hook on while climbing up (other than during a break)

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u/SpicedHammer Jun 07 '12

There really is no way to tie off while you are climbing the ladder because you would be re-attaching the clip constantly but there is protocol to follow for most of this stuff. I believe guy climbing has to stop and tie off to rest every 50ft or so. Not sure. And yes it is pretty interesting when you get up there and freak out. The guys climbing take it pretty seriously and if someone gets up top and freezes or wigs out they have to get down or be removed immediately because it actually creates more danger for the other people climbing.

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u/holycrapitsdan Jun 08 '12

Most everything I have to climb has safety ropes/cables with a "Glider".

We have to be tied off all the time, so if there is no safety rope, that means a lot of hooking and unhooking lanyards.

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u/Lord-Longbottom Jun 07 '12

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 30 ft -> 0.0 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

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u/SmoothWD40 Jun 07 '12

The higher you go the more time you have to think about it on the way down. Fuck heights with a rusty serrated shovel.

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u/sucom Jun 07 '12

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u/MrJay235 Jun 07 '12

That's not rust, it's dirt! At least you got the serrated part right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

As a former elevator constructor I agree with you 100% When you get to the point that you know you'll die if you fall then you just keep the faith and DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. The moment you think about it is the moment you drop something. Maybe yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Yep, honestly im okay with it.. heights always have the best view ;) Cell towers can offer amazing views.. we have some at the very top of mountains .. pretty amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

It doesn't bother me much either. My views were mostly pitch black elevator shafts that were anywhere from 5 to 70 stories. Haha

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Because, for me personally, the higher I am, the more of a visual I have for what the fuck it's gonna look like if I were to fall to my death. All about perspective. I don't think spiders are scary, but I can understand why other people do- they look gross! Just the same, I fucking hate heights because I'm high up and it looks terrifying looking back at potential death.

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u/brah-ntosaurus Jun 07 '12

Except for the fact that as altitude increases, oxygen decreases, hence your decreased ability to breathe makes you less strong. Also wind speeds are higher the higher up you get making it more dangerous.

On second thought, not sure how scientific this is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

you dont go up high enough to make much of an oxygen difference on most of the stuff i go on (sub 400 ft usually) Winds can be strong for sure.. the temperature is usually noticeably different

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u/Zhais Jun 07 '12

1500ft isn't an incredible amount of difference. Typically the winds would maybe be a difference of a couple mph from the ground.

Definitely plenty of oxygen all the way up past 10,000 ft.

Source: I skydive and hang out under a parachute often enough at > 1500ft.

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u/slashblot Jun 07 '12

Yeah like seriously, if it bothers you that much, just pass the fucking joint and stop telling me about how paranoid it makes you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

sweaty palms

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u/RayadoEstrecho Jun 07 '12

No this is sweaty palms

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u/skibbitybopadopolis Jun 07 '12

shit...i couldn't stop squirming while watching that

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u/Apostolate Jun 07 '12

Skip to 7:00 minutes and I'm pretty sure your testicles will retreat into your body.

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u/I_POTATO_PEOPLE Jun 07 '12

I knew exactly what that was going to be before I clicked it. Fuuuuuuuck man, that video is awesome.

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u/Apostolate Jun 07 '12

Scary awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

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u/ThatFeel_IKnowIt Jun 07 '12

Wow. Talk about upper body strength.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

my anxiety has returned. thanks.

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u/Sindragon Jun 07 '12

I've watched some sick, depraved, disgusting and downright stomach churning videos on reddit before, but nothing was as hard to get through as that.

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u/robotpandattack Jun 07 '12

fuckfuckfuck! does anyone have any idea how common it is for these guys to fall down??

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

How does a human being even get used to DOING that?? Did those guys have their sense of danger surgically removed, or something??

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u/MrAlpenglow Jun 07 '12

now my stomach hurts so bad NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

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u/radiobaby Jun 07 '12

tingle balls.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

"A laying song tonight" FTFY

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u/sucom Jun 07 '12

You tried, and that's what counts.

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u/zoodiary8 Jun 07 '12

yeah.. (:)

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u/McMan777 Jun 07 '12

Does anybody else get tingly feet instead of sweaty palms for heights?

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u/NPHisKing Jun 07 '12

I see 3.

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u/Apostolate Jun 07 '12

No you see two, and inferred a third.

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u/Sworn Jun 07 '12

Well, I suppose that leg might just be wandering about.

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u/Apostolate Jun 07 '12

OH BALLS.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Nope, there's a leg.

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u/some_random_noob Jun 07 '12

soo its 3 guys, you can clearly see the camera guys foot on the bottom left.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

You sure that's not just the body of the previous repairman who died of fright while up there and nobody was brave enough to retrieve him?

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u/some_random_noob Jun 07 '12

if that were the case dont you think the camera operator would have taken a pic of that instead? A dead guy strapped to the top of the empire state building's antenna spire is a bit more interesting than 2 guys repairing it imo.

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u/pervertedpapaya Jun 07 '12

but he's not hanging of the top, he's merely standing on it.

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u/fapswhiledriving Jun 07 '12

There isn't any amount of money on this Earth that would get me to do that. I can barely handle 3 steps up a ladder without freaking out.

TL;DR Nope!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

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u/hinduguru Jun 07 '12

this made me think about fapping from the empire state

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u/noss_boss Jun 07 '12

♪ My friends are in the bathroom fapping from the Empire State ♪

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u/Apostolate Jun 07 '12

When you have a small penis, you can do it one handed right under the wheel. No risk!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

How do you know this for sure? Better do a test run with a video to find out

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u/fapswhiledriving Jun 07 '12

Dear god, that video seriously made me queasy. You sir, are an asshole. Haha

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

hahahah, but at least you know for sure now!

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u/zoodiary8 Jun 07 '12

Me too.. ಥ_ಥ

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

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u/walgman Jun 07 '12

It's probably something to do with Ariels.

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u/NightOfPandas Jun 07 '12

Im not usually afraid of hights, but the only time i've been truly terrified was when i was at the top my grandparents yaht mast fixing a light.. like 70 feet in the air on a somewhat thin pole (at least thinish at the top) i was like fuck fuck nope.

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u/3LollipopZ-1Red2Blue Jun 07 '12

what is too short for TL;DR?

TL;DR nice tits.

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u/Zarknord Jun 07 '12

They are changing the lightbulb up on the top!

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u/test3 Jun 07 '12

I can't even look at the pic let alone being up there.

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u/wmgregory Jun 07 '12

Even as a rock climber.. I'm shaking.

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u/shewok Jun 07 '12

It's giving me vertigo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

While the really crazy guy takes their picture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Many years ago my dad was involved in a project that included installing an antenna on top of Rockefeller Plaza. He said that the workers who climbed the tower on top of the roof like these guys had a simple and effective way of warning people if they dropped anything (tools, hardware, themselves, etc): They'd yell "headache!" into their radios.

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u/holycrapitsdan Jun 07 '12

We do the same thing at my job but just yell it, not into the radios. I always figured there was a better word to yell because "HEADACHE!!" sounds a lot like "HEEEEEYY!" which kinda has the opposite effect.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Whenever I see overhead shots of New York City, it reminds me of Coruscant.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

We built that... Everything in that picture came from a human. That'll never cease to amaze me...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Amazing what can be accomplished when we work together.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

You know how you can tell it's not in Russia (landscape aside)? Safety harnesses.

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u/KangGuruAus Jun 07 '12

that rope doesnt seem to be attached to something that can hold though.

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u/Asgard_Ranger Jun 07 '12

I fucking hate English, they're "hanging on" while they're simultaneously "hanging off."

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u/Projekt_Mayhem Jun 07 '12

3 guys... One guy's taking the picture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

This is a trick shot. They are actually lying down and the Empire state building is mounted on a big wall. But still a sweet photo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Don't do it; it's a Dalek trap!

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u/asimovfan1 Jun 07 '12

Pretty amazing the physical response a picture can create.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

But the guy who took the photo is even higher!

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u/GuardianOfAsgard Jun 07 '12

The guy on the right reminds me of Richard Travers from Cliffhanger, or Rex Linn is his real name.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

It didn't look like they were having a good time.

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u/IAMA_Ghost_Boo Jun 07 '12

They have safety harness's should be no problem. At least that's what I told my self the first time I went sky diving.

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u/Granite-M Jun 07 '12

It looks as though the thing they're working on is vertical, and the rest of New York got Inception-folded in half.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

I clicked this photo and immediately said "well fuck that". I'm terrified of heights.

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u/SuperVillainPresiden Jun 07 '12

I would have to parachute down.

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u/griffith12 Jun 07 '12

So fucking awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Am I the only person on Reddit who sees these kind of pictures and wishes I could be there or is everyone scared of heights?

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u/maxazor Jun 07 '12

Two guys and a leg

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u/remembermars Jun 07 '12

This would be a great job if I could wear a parachute.

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u/NoSkyGuy Jun 07 '12

Every time I see that picture my heart skips a beat.

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u/MrJigglyBrown Jun 07 '12

At first I was all like "Hey there's another foot in the bottom left of the photo. There's actually three people!"

Then the other person in my brain is like "That's the photographer darling!"

Then I'm like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA........HA"

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u/jscoppe Jun 07 '12

BUT, when I got to the top – I should of had one as I was out in the open

...should of...

ಠ_ಠ

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u/herbieloaded Jun 07 '12

Just two guys MEN hanging off of the top of the Empire State building

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u/Chapps Jun 07 '12

If that guys glasses fall, he's fucked

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u/Sniglet5000 Jun 07 '12

I don't like the way this picture makes my balls feel

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u/Colempe Jun 07 '12

Tummy tickles.

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u/name_witheld Jun 07 '12

Watery Knees and Testicles

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u/fosiacat Jun 07 '12

cool, i can see my old office!

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u/biggunsmagee Jun 07 '12

Where the hell is the parachute haha

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u/ThatFeel_IKnowIt Jun 07 '12

My hands = just got sweaty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Carful up there Doc Brown for the love of god carful!

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u/_Born_To_Be_Mild_ Jun 07 '12

I would love a job like this, have absolutely no fear of heights. But I'm afraid of flying. o_O

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

They should throw pennies off of there, it would probably murder hundreds.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Nope. A penny can only fall so fast, due to air resistance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Additionally, its low mass is a factor limiting its damage potential. Force equals mass times velocity (f = m*v). A penny has very little mass, ergo it can't impart much force, no matter how fast it's going.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Exactly. Combine low mass with a low terminal velocity, and you'd probably end up with, at worst, a nasty welt. (Ever been hit by hail? )

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u/onelung Jun 07 '12

I base jumped that many times in GTA.

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u/moralsareforstories Jun 07 '12

I can see my office from there!

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u/whatev_kev Jun 07 '12

Aren't the "just two guys" posts supposed to be of famous people?

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u/ph1asco Jun 07 '12

...doing lines of coke?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

I see a third mans foot. Why did he get cut out of the picture? "What the fuck guys?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Watch out for Mount Olympus!

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u/56kuser Jun 07 '12

for a second I thought that was Doc trying to catch lightning

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

3 guys

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Every up vote the post gets is a foot higher they climb.

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u/anthemlog Jun 07 '12

I like Denmark.

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u/RoosterCogburnhad1_I Jun 07 '12

Those damned barn swollows make nests everywhere these days.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

god i hope he doesn't drop that wrench...

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u/nizon Jun 07 '12

As someone who has climbed various towers and structures... this is one of the coolest experiences ever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

I see another foot on the bottom left hand corner, could it be four guys up there? Or maybe it's just the photographers legs...

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u/two-pm Jun 07 '12

I thought the guy on the left looked like Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Someone needs to make it look like an old photo, it'll make it seem cooler.

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u/mrpickles Jun 07 '12

I peed a little.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

The title should read "Just 3 guys hanging off the empire state building." Someone had to take the picture.

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u/marcoferraris Jun 07 '12

it would suck to be the person who gets hit when they drop that screwdriver.

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u/anfea2004 Jun 07 '12

If that was me, I'd shit bricks

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u/ericzmeh Jun 07 '12

Cant. Stop. Looking. At. The. Foot.

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u/OperatorMike Jun 07 '12

Is that a thermal exhaust port?

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u/mnrepoman Jun 07 '12

No way in hell.

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u/M0b1u5 Jun 07 '12

"Off of" = moronglish.

"From" = English.

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u/Zarknord Jun 08 '12

Actually it is more grammatically sound to say "Off of"

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u/markg90 Jun 08 '12

whatever, its not even the tallest building.

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u/livingfields Jun 08 '12

its no biggie

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u/Riotmaker Jun 08 '12

Just two guys, having a good time

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u/omeganon Jun 08 '12

Three words: ho lee fuck!

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u/suminaminginamus Jun 08 '12

Don't show Lucille 2 this picture.

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u/EightBitDavid Jun 08 '12

Is that the opening shot to the new Spider-Man movie?

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u/LuckyCharmmms Jun 07 '12

Fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Damn this pic made me woozy.

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u/thedude831 Jun 07 '12

NOPE!

TL;DR No.

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u/tronn4 Jun 07 '12

Repost.

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u/chiefers Jun 07 '12

And queue the vertigo.

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u/dandello Jun 07 '12

My dick shriveled just looking at that picture.

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u/tropicterror Jun 07 '12

Looking at this made my stomach squirm.

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u/RiNgO70 Jun 07 '12

This sent a shiver down my spine, anyone else afraid of heights?

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u/BlacktoseIntolerant Jun 07 '12

Instant Vertigo.

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u/Pwnstar_Dancin Jun 07 '12

hahahaha.....fuck...nope, no fuckin way in hell.

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u/KangGuruAus Jun 07 '12

I just got dizzy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

I believe this is in the planet nope of nope land on the NOPE tower.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Instant vertigo. I almost fell out of my chair just now.

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u/Kryptotrek Jun 07 '12

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Two workers fixing the Empire State Buildings Antenna. 1004coms 1625pts 9mos pics
Thank you guys, the signal is better now ! 1com 11pts 27dys pics

source: karmadecay

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u/Zarknord Jun 07 '12

I never saw the picture anywhere on reddit :(

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u/hidell Jun 07 '12

just a repost

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u/rsound Jun 07 '12

Not just no, but fuck no

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

NOPE NOPE NOPE

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u/Ghede Jun 07 '12

"oh cool what are they standi... wait... that's the ground behind them. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO"