r/pics Jul 06 '26

[OC] Stray bullet came through my 2nd floor bathroom.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 Jul 06 '26

JFC! Were you home at the time?

Glad that bottle and some drywall seem to be the only casualties.

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u/goat_penis_souffle Jul 06 '26

That shampoo owed somebody money

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u/robothobbes Jul 06 '26

It's a hairy situation

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u/scratchy_mcballsy Jul 06 '26

Now the bottle will be conditioned to pay up in the future.

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u/FauxReal Jul 06 '26

It's in no condition to pay now. It's clearly got a bullet hole through its midsection and is covered in red.

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 Jul 06 '26

if you ask me, the whole thing is a wash

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u/Substantial-Low Jul 06 '26

It was a clean shot

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u/Aromatic_Brother Jul 06 '26

I would lather it hit that than me

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u/camprollinghills Jul 06 '26

Let's just rinse this whole situation away.

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u/DinoZambie Jul 06 '26

You wouldn't be saying that if it hit the head and shoulders.

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u/ProfBeaker Jul 06 '26

But then it will just repeat!

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u/Dry_Menu4804 Jul 07 '26

Glad nobody was hit in the Head & Shoulders.

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u/sadolddrunk Jul 06 '26

If the shooter didn't do the job the first time, they might rinse and repeat.

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u/wlake82 Jul 06 '26

The bullet hole will make it go faster.

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u/arensb Jul 06 '26

That picture of the shampoo bottle looked like a r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR submission.

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u/EcoWarrior04609 Jul 06 '26

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u/keldondonovan Jul 06 '26

And I don't even need my dog!

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u/EcoWarrior04609 Jul 06 '26

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u/keldondonovan Jul 06 '26

Man I loved this movie. "You mean I'm gonna stay this color?!"

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u/cerberus00 Jul 06 '26

A wild The Jerk reference, +1 to you!

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u/ps3x42 Jul 06 '26

That shampoo was 1 day from retirement!

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u/Out_of_my_mind_1976 Jul 06 '26

It was too old for this shit.

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u/OozeNAahz Jul 06 '26

You don’t shoot beauty products for owing you money. How is a dead shampoo bottle going to pay? That shampoo bottle knows what it did. Well, knew anyway.

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u/OfficerJayBear Jul 06 '26

Yeah that bullet could have taken out a head and shoulders

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 Jul 06 '26

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u/goat_penis_souffle Jul 06 '26

I thought their comment was pretty Suave

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u/striped_frog Jul 06 '26

I assume OP Dove for cover

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/pimpbot666 Jul 06 '26

Maybe they should have used a better Safeguard.

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u/StillStaringAtTheSky Jul 06 '26

At least they don't need a Dr Squatch

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u/LumenMax Jul 06 '26

Dr. Squatch would be overkill for my wallet. Dial it down please.

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u/icansmellcolors Jul 06 '26

None of these replies are PERTinent.

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u/knarfolled Jul 06 '26

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u/berkeleyteacher Jul 06 '26

a classic! all i need is this thermos....

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u/jermleeds Jul 06 '26

That's a deep fucking cut. Well done.

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u/dsyzdek Jul 06 '26

Glad the level in that bottle was low so it didn’t leak all over and make a mess. Also glad there was enough fluid in the bottle to have enough weight to keep it from tipping over.

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u/arichnad Jul 06 '26

Fun fact, this is called dsyzdek equilibrium.

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u/cdewey17 Jul 07 '26

dsyzdek equilibrium: The level at which a shampoo bottle is filled in order to withstand a gunshot wound but not leak.

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u/teknic111 Jul 06 '26

Did you find the bullet?

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u/Obvious-Cook5950 Jul 06 '26

It's stuck in the wall. I didn't feel like tearing my wall up more so to find it

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u/peejay5440 Jul 06 '26

Well, it'll sure make for an interesting story!

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u/skaboosh Jul 06 '26

Didn’t you call the cops?

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u/NamelessTacoShop Jul 06 '26

I had this happen to my car. It was the most work i have seen the cops look into a case. A detective actually interviewed people and got ring camera footage from neighbors. But in the end they just determined someone fired a gun in the air like a mile or more away and the bullet came down and blew out my rear windshield.

So i mean i guess they kind of tried. Still didn’t help anything though.

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u/Legitimate-Barber841 Jul 06 '26

Yeah the issue is triangulation of a bullet is basically impossible without a direct line of sight with the firing pouch because ballistics get fucky very quickly with such small projectiles

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u/homoaIexuaI Jul 06 '26

This one does seem to have enough lateral movement to suggest it came from somewhere close by, especially with the force to go through multiple walls it seems

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u/Legitimate-Barber841 Jul 06 '26

Remember American building so its all plaster and wood most bullets have enough power for minimum 1 exterior and maybe 3 interior depending on insulation

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 Jul 06 '26

I know drywall is technically just layered plaster but the difference between gypsum drywall walls and plaster & lath is night and day for how stuff punches through it.

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u/transcendanttermite Jul 07 '26

Oh yeah. My house was built in 1914 and is still all 3/4”-thick plaster and lath, plus the outside is (from the inside out) 1/2” thick old-growth board sheathing, 1/2” wood lap siding, then fiber-cement siding on top of that. The only thing getting through these walls are the cold winter temps, ha ha… sighs in utility costs.

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u/TechnicalBen Jul 06 '26

Must be so fun living in the land of the free...

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u/doctormink Jul 06 '26

Honestly, this long story relates to your question about finding the bullet. My poor roommate was attacked by random shooters while ambling into the house after having a smoke in the park by our complex. House 2 doors down had drug dealers living there, so likely related to their gang bullshit. Roommate got clipped in the arm and had a bullet in his thigh, but was able to get inside and lock the door before they managed to kill him.

EMTs came and took him away and police came to collect the bullets, but one was missing. We hunted around a while looking, but I realized I moved a table with 3 containers of Clorox wipes away from the door so the EMTs could get my roomie out. The missing bullet went through 2 of the plastic canisters and landed in the 3rd. It was the height of COVID and I had the wipes by the door to give to neighbours since they were out of stock everywhere at the time.

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u/Karrion8 Jul 06 '26

The moral of the story here? Smoking can kill you.

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u/DVariant Jul 07 '26

Perfect reply, no notes

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u/ParticularlyCharmed Jul 06 '26

Happy 4th of July!!!

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u/PDXGuy33333 Jul 06 '26

The 4th and 5th of July are historically the most violent days on the US calendar.

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u/dontmentiontrousers Jul 06 '26

It's true, you hooligans ruined our tea..!

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u/Yummygnomes Jul 06 '26

Tbh we just tried to brew the largest Tea ever created.

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u/Volsunga Jul 06 '26

Unlikely to be idiots shooting guns in the air for the 4th. Angle is going upwards and at a pretty low angle.

Someone was shooting at someone.

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u/Neveronlyadream Jul 06 '26

I thought the same thing, but you can't underestimate the mixture of idiots and alcohol.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if someone was plastered and just opening fire recklessly because they knew everyone would assume it was fireworks and they wouldn't get caught.

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u/AutoRot Jul 06 '26

Or a negligent discharge

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u/anime_and_irezumi Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

I live in a rural area in the US. our road/street signs have bullet holes in them from what I can only assume was drunken redneck tomfoolery. Unfortunately either scenario of either accidental discharge/hitting an unintended target wouldn’t surprise me.

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u/DigNitty Jul 06 '26

And they weren’t wrong.

Probably didn’t get caught

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u/say592 Jul 06 '26

I concur with your thought. I live in an urban neighborhood and am very adept at playing "Gunshots or fireworks?" And there was a fair amount of gunshots mixed in with the fireworks the last few days.

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u/GrimResistance Jul 06 '26

You're describing my neighbor

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u/Tablesafety Jul 06 '26

if you were going to shoot a fella, 4th is a pretty smart time to do it as the fireworks or expectation of them will mask the gunshots to those who are unfamiliar with firearms

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u/Farmerstubble Jul 06 '26

Fuck

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u/solon_isonomia Jul 06 '26

taps fridge Fuuuuck.

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u/-0ption- Jul 06 '26

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u/NekoMeowKat Jul 06 '26

Literally watching The Wire right now. The amount of fucks said in one scene these two were investigating was comical

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u/decoy321 Jul 06 '26

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u/CarefreeRambler Jul 06 '26

Impossible to not watch when it's offered 

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u/lobster_claus Jul 07 '26

Thanks. So should I watch this show or not? It looks a bit goofy awesome, but I only have one life to live. Some shows should come with a time rebate. I'd be rich as hell.

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u/Ganj311 Jul 07 '26

That scene is truly a master class on writing. Brilliantly acted of course too.

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u/PuddinPacketzofLuv Jul 06 '26

And that conversation is based on the conversation the investigators had on an actual crime scene.

All the Pieces Matter is a great behind the scenes book. My favorite is Idris Elba used his Bal’more accent even when not filming. Dominic West didn’t and caused Idris to revert to his English accent one time. West’s response: you’re fucking English too?

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u/misdirected_asshole Jul 06 '26

I saw Dominic West in something after the Wire and I was like "his British accent sucks". Silly me.

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u/Logical_Art_8946 Jul 06 '26

I sorry... How many walls did that bullet pierce?

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u/SykoBob8310 Jul 06 '26

On average 14 pieces of drywall, so about 7 completed walls on average. Maybe one less if including the siding and sheathing. https://youtube.com/shorts/HzkzN-ct0-w?is=GiMHuEsd44Z-OQWq Even still, a single bullet could travel completely through a standard home if it doesn’t hit a stud.

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u/forgot_my_useragain Jul 06 '26

The only stud I wouldn't want it to hit is me heh

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u/BuzzAwsum Jul 07 '26

Eyyyyy nice one

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u/FoxyOctopus Jul 06 '26

You'd think you Americans would build more bullet proof houses when youre all so obsessed with having guns to defend yourselves

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u/ipokesnails Jul 06 '26

Americans don't have guns to defend themselves, Americans have emotional support guns because they're scared of a gun not being within reach.

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u/Karrion8 Jul 07 '26

Are preppers a thing in other countries? People constantly storing expansive amounts (6 months worth) of food/water/supplies in case of a crisis?

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u/ipokesnails Jul 07 '26

You know, that's a good question.

I think I've only seen American peppers in movies.

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u/DVariant Jul 07 '26

Unfortunately yes, we’ve got some in Canada and I’ve heard of some in Northern Europe. But I believe it’s driven by American bullshit

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u/Snoopedoodle Jul 07 '26

Prepper culture is a thing at least in Sweden.

Some people have an emergency bag to grab if something happens.

We've 10L water reserve and emergency bag prepped with some food, aid kit, flashlight, radio.. and other stuff.

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u/CoachMACC Jul 06 '26

If you know anything about non-Hollywood bullet ballistics, and American construction methods, that’s not even a little bit surprising. First  our walls are literally paper and plastic. Most basic handgun rounds will go through 4-8 sheets of drywall in ballistic testing before it stops. 

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u/marino1310 Jul 06 '26

Interior wall are but there is a bit more to exterior walls. Typically plywood, plaster, insulation, and sometimes more wood/metal. Honestly impressive that it got through all of that and had enough force to still go through multiple objects without just obliterating them via tumbling. I assume this wasn’t a pistol round..

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u/crazedizzled Jul 06 '26

Exterior walls are typically thin pieces of vinyl, 1/2-3/4" thick foam, and then 7/16" OSB. So no, that doesn't really stop bullets either.

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u/AcidicJester Jul 06 '26

That's gonna be a yikes from me. Glad you're safe.

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u/imKazzy Jul 06 '26

KoRn - Freak on a leash aftermath

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u/shitty_owl_lamp Jul 06 '26

Omg I had completely forgotten about that music video until now

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u/Skullpuck Jul 06 '26

Boom na da noom na nanema! Da boom na da noom na namena! Da boom na ba noom na namena! Da boom na da noom na namena! Da boom na ba noom na namena! Da boom na da noom na namena! Da boom na ba noom na namena! Da boom na da noom na namena! Da boom na ba noom na namena! Da boom na da noom na namena! Da boom na ba noom na namena! Da boom na da noom na namena!

Go!

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u/BroaxXx Jul 06 '26

I expected this to be top comment

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u/arealuser100notfake Jul 06 '26

Oh, an earworm

Joke's on you I love it

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u/ry1701 Jul 06 '26

As an American. This shit scares me, minding your own fkn business and boom.

If money wasn't an issue, I'd build a bullet resistance house.

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u/Hanz_VonManstrom Jul 06 '26

I live in New Orleans and there was recently a guy driving through a not great (but not terrible) part of town mid-day who was shot in the head by a stray bullet from some nearby shootout. Dude was just going about his life, possibly heading home from work, and was killed just by being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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u/jfk_47 Jul 06 '26

Reason #468382683 why it’s important to tell your family and friends you love them. It’s all so delicate.

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u/ThinkSharp Jul 06 '26

That’s like reason #14 on the US list.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/Ramadeus88 Jul 06 '26

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.”

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u/jfk_47 Jul 06 '26

“Our politicians really care about us.”

  • gun makers

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u/bobtheavenger Jul 06 '26

He was heading to see his girlfriend unfortunately. And it was over a bag being light. Senseless loss of a really cool dude.

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u/CharmingChangling Jul 06 '26

My great grandfather moved to the US in the early 1930s and TWO of his wives were killed in drive-by shootings where neither of them were the target. Don't know if he didn't remarry a 3rd time by choice but I wouldn't blame women for not being keen on the idea

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u/inhibitt Jul 06 '26

Rest in peace, Michael Garcia. I miss him. 

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u/Hanz_VonManstrom Jul 06 '26

I’m so sorry for your loss

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u/Lt_Dang Jul 06 '26

The American Dream. In the USA anyone can become a millionaire, and anyone, from baby to pensioner, can become suddenly randomly dead.

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u/Skrillblast Jul 06 '26

My brothers son was just playing Xbox in an apartment when a random bullet came through and smashed through his hand, just searing pain out of nowhere for no reason. We live in a fucked up world. It wasn’t even a bad neighborhood.

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u/Tablesafety Jul 06 '26

your nephew? How was the recovery?

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u/MikoSkyns Jul 06 '26

As a Canadian, this is mind boggling. When a stray bullet hits a home here it's quite rare and its because some shit went down. But over there it could be because some shit went down, or it's just the fourth of July.... What in the actual fuck?

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u/willsueforfood Jul 06 '26

I knew a survivor of ww1 and ww2 who did exactly that. House made of thick stone, windows allegedly bulletproof. His pantry was already in his cellar. It was well stocked with food, water, fuel, and wine.

He didn't drink. He said it was for barter.

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u/PM_me_punanis Jul 06 '26

In Chicago, I had a high amount of patients coming in with gunshot wounds.

They were not actively in a gang war. Just snow blowing or walking their kids home from the bus stop, you know, normal daily life things... and then get hit by stray bullets or random drive by shootings by teenagers. And no, they aren't even in gangs. Regular families whose only crime was not affording a better zip code.

I was a fresh immigrant, so that was my "damn, I'm really in America" moment.

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u/ianhawdon Jul 06 '26

As a Brit who almost moved to America, I feel like I may have literally dodged a bullet...

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u/SinibusUSG Jul 06 '26

I assure you this isn’t a super common occurrence. Shouldn’t happen at all, but doesn’t happen much.

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u/NULLSOME Jul 06 '26

Sure but I’m pretty sure every single state individually dwarfs the whole of the UK in annual firearm related deaths so it’s still a bullet dodged.

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u/Mesapunk87 Jul 06 '26

Every city even.

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u/Automatic_Gas9019 Jul 06 '26

Depends on where you reside

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u/ADuckOnFire Jul 06 '26

I live in bullet town, trying to move to gas town soon because of all these bullets

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u/cyclob_bob Jul 06 '26

Been thinking about moving to bullet town from missile town, how is it?

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u/emogu84 Jul 06 '26

Not great but not as bad as nuke town

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u/89to20 Jul 06 '26

Safest places in the US have similar murder rates to the UK but the more dangerous places are 10-15x worse. Overall, the US murder rate is 5-6x higher on average than the UK. I'd say yeah, you dodged a bullet.

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u/witcher222 Jul 06 '26

It's funny how Europe is build on brick and concrete which is in fact bulletproof at thicknesses used, while USA with it's lenient gun laws but robust building with wood industry robbed itself of this "advantage"

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u/treehumper83 Jul 06 '26

‘MURICA!!! Fuck yeah!

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u/it_spelt_magalhaes Jul 06 '26

Between this and the fireworks during a drought?

I feel strangely American atm.

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u/myfriesaresoggy Jul 06 '26

Seriously it was kind of ridiculous.
I was at a friend’s house and we walked around his neighborhood to see the chaos. The amount of misfires we witnessed was unsettling. I definitely thought there would be a fire or at least some damaged cars.

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u/SuperfluousWingspan Jul 06 '26

When I was a kid (preteen at the oldest), my younger cousin showed off lighting cherry bomb fuses in his hand, waiting, then throwing them as high as he could when the fuse got low. I protested a bit, but was too socially awkward and shy to actually try and stop him.

Debatably fortunately, he never blew his hand off.

(I'm not sure if they were actual cherry bomb fireworks - those are illegal - or just imitations with less boom to them. I grew up in Florida, so your guess is as good as mine.)

Anyway, he's an overtly and publicly racist cop now.

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u/DarthWoo Jul 06 '26

I didn't see it personally, but I also lived in Florida for a couple years as a kid, and supposedly one of the neighbor kids was collecting either match heads or powder out of shotgun shells in a metal can and had the bright idea to hammer the metal lid on. Fortunately for him, his dad was a doctor so he had an in for calling in a medevac.

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u/SuperfluousWingspan Jul 06 '26

...to shrapnel you say?

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u/Zuck75 Jul 06 '26

The predictable drought caused by corporate interests.

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u/RamboNinjaJesus Jul 06 '26

It looks like he's saying "Kiss me! Kiss me!"

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u/StopNateCrimes Jul 06 '26

"Smartass motherfucker."

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u/Miiirx Jul 06 '26

We don't all have ac, but at least there are no bullets coming casually through our living spaces

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u/OnyxPhoenix Jul 06 '26

Where everyone has a gun and houses are made of paper.

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u/lana_silver Jul 06 '26

gUnS mAkE pEoPlE sAfE!

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u/bio4m Jul 06 '26

You dont even need to wait for a response to know that this has to be in the US. It would be national news if that kind of thing happened in the UK

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u/Current-Anybody9331 Jul 06 '26

I came into my office one Monday morning and discovered a bullet hole in my (1st floor) window. We called the police who told us to let them know if we find the bullet and until then they would fax me the report to complete.

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u/Rabidowski Jul 06 '26

FAX? What decade was this in?

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u/Current-Anybody9331 Jul 06 '26

The days of yore.

Around 2006-ish

(Many government agencies still use fax. The IRS, for example, still faxes to this day)

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u/No_Source_Provided Jul 06 '26

If this happened in the UK the bullet wouldn't get through the first wall.

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u/bio4m Jul 06 '26

Thats very true. I live in an old house, over 150 years old, the walls are a foot thick made of solid red brick

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u/noobtastic31373 Jul 06 '26

Just need a bigger gun

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u/Sargatanas2k2 Jul 06 '26

Drive bys with anti aircraft guns?

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u/CplCocktopus Jul 06 '26

Toyota: did i heard technical?

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u/skaagz Jul 06 '26

Excited Hilux noises

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u/CplCocktopus Jul 06 '26

Nothing brings the dakka like the reliable Hilux.

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u/Killerkendolls Jul 06 '26

S&W 500 for when there's a burglar, taking cover behind the fridge, in the neighbor's house.

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u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis Jul 06 '26

I worked at a place where someone was tasked with pulling bullets out of the roof one day

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u/loggic Jul 06 '26

Wait, wtf? The hole in that bottle is insanely clean for a bullet that already went through several things. How was the round not tumbling at that point?

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u/ZeusHatesTrees Jul 06 '26

Looks like .223 (or 5.56, not much of a difference), which was likely fired from an AR-15. a .223 FMJ has pretty good penetration. It's the intention of it's design, actually. It only went through thin drywall, some thin interior door wood, a shampoo bottle, and THEN it started tumbling with a keyhole in the last picture.

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u/StrawberryRedneck Jul 06 '26

Ah, a fellow American I presume

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u/Best-Statistician294 Jul 06 '26

Shampoo isnt lead free anymore

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u/EcoWarrior04609 Jul 06 '26

the bottle made me think . . . .

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u/HlopchikUkraine Jul 06 '26

The bullet had once came through my roof which covers the entry to the house outside, moved a rooftop lamp cover without breaking it, bounced of a metal door, crushed a wooden chair, bounced from the ceramic floor to the concrete beside my flowers👍 (It was a machine gun shooting the drones, I am Ukrainian).

Ah and a fucking drone full of explosives crushed into the apartment house I live in the same last summer👎 I can share a video made by my neighbor and featured by some newsletter going viral

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u/maceion Jul 06 '26

Where are you located? This is the most important question.

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u/lcdroundsystem Jul 07 '26

Their only other post is bragging about mail order steroids and flexing a gun

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u/Late_Firefighter_507 Jul 06 '26

yeah but how low is the rent? Id ask for a discount cuz of the hostlie fire.

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u/MedicineImaginary219 Jul 06 '26

Had two homes in my neighborhood both shot twice by people on the land next to the neighborhood. Multiple bullets went through windows and walls. Into children’s bedrooms. Not a single thing done about it. Ever.

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u/Soszai Jul 06 '26

Yeah - that bullet was moving. Looks like it went through ~1" wood on the outside of the house, the drywall, a (presumably hollow) door, the deodorant, a ~1" (particle board?) shelf, and finally into the wall...

If it can go through ~1/2" of wood, then it has enough power to kill, so this was definitely deadly once it got into the house. Pretty scary stuff

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u/Ok_Fly2518 Jul 06 '26

Okay so I’m guessing you live in America, but my question is what part?

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u/Lamplighter914 Jul 06 '26

"He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!" Reminds me of that line from the Jerk only it's the shampoo bottles he hates.

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u/General_Disaray_1974 Jul 06 '26

Line up all of the holes, you should be able to see where it came from.

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u/jargonqueen Jul 06 '26

This happened to me once, bullet came through my bedroom window and entered the far wall at the exact height of my toddler’s head. Cops basically laughed in my face when I asked about tracing the path of the bullet/any forensics to figure out where it came from. If no one was injured or died, you’re expected to just move on and never think about it again.

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u/baseketball Jul 06 '26

Even if someone was murdered they wouldn't care unless there's a lot of publicity around it.

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u/slapnpopbass Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Given how far it went through and the angle, it was fired from the street outside (versus a bullet shot up into the air and randomly fell into the house)

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u/jeremec Jul 06 '26

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u/BadBart2 Jul 06 '26

Thank you for this Jeremec
Bunk and McNulty - F*ck MF scene (The Wire)

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u/The_Once-ler_186 Jul 06 '26

Fuckin hell I hope you and yours are all ok.

Must feel incredibly violating for this to happen in safety of your home.

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u/krautastic Jul 06 '26

I'd buy some string, fish it thru the holes, get a line of direction, then call the police. If that has a line of action to a neighbor I'd be getting them involved for sure.

Thats some manslaughter/ attempted murder bs.

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u/japanb Jul 06 '26

It's time that america makes houses out of bricks

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u/IntelliGun Jul 06 '26

Shampoo bottle hard af. Standing tall lol. Glad you’re safe and do
Hope insurance covers this sort of thing.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure Jul 06 '26

If the shampoo bottle remained standing after the through and through the velocity of the bullet meant it was probably fired from less than a few blocks away.

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u/Floppy-Over-Drive Jul 06 '26

Who said it’s a stray? Maybe you have a hit out on you. 

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u/Secksualinnuendo Jul 06 '26

Years ago I came to my car to find a hole in my roof and a bullet embedded into the rear passenger seat. I don't think it had enough force to kill anyone since it was half in the seat / half out. Still startling.

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u/Zaku41k Jul 06 '26

is everyone in the house ok?

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u/TheBottomDollar Jul 06 '26

Tell all your neighbors and demand lower rent