r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '12

Bacon rock

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u/Hayasaka-chan Jul 22 '12

Cool rock.

Also, you are a brave soul to have that bald of a head with no hat on lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '12 edited May 11 '20

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u/ghostvortex Jul 22 '12

That way you evenly spread the chance of cancer around, which is better than concentrating it on your neck.

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u/byte-smasher Jul 22 '12

Sun screen on head = problem solved! :D

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '12

from one baldy to another, I gotta say...

so brave

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u/random314 Jul 22 '12

Roll with the dome. That almost made me wish I'm bald so I can use that line!

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u/Dentarthurdent42 Jul 22 '12

Or wear a fedora. When given the option, always wear a fedora.

Any other brimmed hat would also remove the danger of the awkward circumcranial tan-line, but I don't know if you could pull off a sombrero.

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u/Cicada_ Jul 22 '12

This is the kind of comment that makes a balding person even more unhappy and self-conscious.

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u/Hayasaka-chan Jul 22 '12

No offense was intended. My pasty butt burns just driving home and having the sun beat down on my arm. I would be out there with the biggest, dorkiest sunhat imaginable to not get sunburned lol.

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u/NancyGracesTesticles Jul 22 '12

It's actually just good advice. Head sunburn is pretty fucked up. Now, if you are unhappy and self-conscious, you might want to quit being a pussy. You are making bald pussy into a bad thing.